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Robbie tells A curious thinker George how he got to his living town in Free Country USA

Characters in alphabetical order: Robbie, Strong Bad

Transcript

ROBBIE: {while typing robbie_email.exe he acts a robotic voice} I belong to email. Die.

{brings up email}

subject:discovery

How did you get to this isolated town?
From,
A Curious Thinker

ROBBIE: {groans} I hate it when they don't say their actual name. {removes A Curious Thinker and replaces it with George} There we go! {typing} So George, I think you mean isolated country. {speaks slowly} Um... i forgot... {stops typing and speaks normally} I'll go ask Strong Bad.

{cut to The Stick}

STRONG BAD: {scratching cheek} I'm supposed to reply to an email right now but I can't think of a song.

ROBBIE: {walks in} Strong Bad, please tell me how I got to this isolated country.

STRONG BAD: I think I have just the reason!

{cuts to storybook cover, with Storybook Robbie blasted in the air}

STRONG BAD ANNOUNCER: Robbie joins Free Country USA

ROBBIE: {in background} Hey!

STRONG BAD ANNOUNCER: {page turns to a Storybook themed London with Storybook Robbie and Storybook David Cameron in it} One day, David Cameron punched a boy named Robbie into a cannon.

{David does as just said}

STRONG BAD ANNOUNCER: It blasted. {Storybook Robbie is blasted in the air}

{cut to the Storybook Field. Robbie and Tiny-Handed Strong is standing up}

STRONG BAD ANNOUNCER: Once Robbie woke up he saw a wrestler boxer-looking guy.

TINY HANDED STRONG BAD: Hello, young crap-haired boy. I'm Strong Bad

STRONG BAD ANNOUNCER: ...said Non-Wrestler Boxer

{cut to Robbie's Computer Room with Storybook Robbie on the Lappy 486 X}

STRONG BAD ANNOUNCER: Two minutes later, Robbie was all set to live in Free Country USA.

{Cut to The Stick again, with Strong Bad and Robbie}

ROBBIE: And so, that was one of the shortest stories I've ever heard.