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'''NOXIGAR:''' Let the experiments begin. | '''NOXIGAR:''' Let the experiments begin. | ||
− | ''{ | + | ''{Cut to Sephiroth and Chaos, who are having a drink together at the Wiki City High School Bar.}'' |
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+ | '''CHAOS:''' You know, I just realized. | ||
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+ | '''SEPHIROTH:''' Realized what? | ||
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+ | '''CHAOS:''' How fucked up it is that the only bar in the entire city is on a high school campus. | ||
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+ | '''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah, that is weird, actually. Though, what about the Kirbychu Resort? | ||
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+ | '''CHAOS:''' No, that's a breakfast bar. You can't get a drink at a breakfast bar. | ||
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+ | '''SEPHIROTH:''' What is up with the Kirbychu Resort anyway? I mean, did anybody ever go there who _didn't_ already live in this city? | ||
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+ | '''CHAOS:''' Yeah, I know right? Or like, that time where we all went on a [[Total Drama Wiki Island|holiday camp adventure]] at once. Like, all of us. | ||
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+ | '''SEPHIROTH:''' All of us went on holiday, at the exact same time, to this one destination. | ||
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+ | '''CHAOS:''' This city is weird. | ||
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+ | ''{Chaos looks around for a short moment.}'' | ||
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+ | '''CHAOS:''' Remember when we were both teachers at this school? Y'know, I taught band, and you taught P.E? | ||
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+ | '''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah, and Noid shot himself, and died. The same Noid, which is now on, the City Council. | ||
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+ | '''CHAOS:''' How does that even-... | ||
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+ | '''SEPHIROTH:''' It's better not to, think about it. | ||
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+ | ''{Noelle walks into the bar. Chaos notices her and panics.}'' | ||
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+ | '''CHAOS:''' OHBOYIJUSTREMEMBEREDINEEDEDTOPEE | ||
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+ | ''{Chaos rushes into the washroom. Noelle sits down next to Sephiroth, who sighs.}'' | ||
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+ | '''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey there, Noelle. | ||
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+ | '''NOELLE:''' This is silly. I thought we were on a "not avoiding each other" basis at this point. | ||
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+ | ''{Rick Adamson, the bartender, walks over to Noelle and Sephiroth, holding a tray.}'' | ||
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+ | '''RICK:''' Hello! What would you like to order? | ||
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+ | '''NOELLE:''' I'll just have a rum and coke, thank you. | ||
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+ | ''{Sephiroth raises his finger and puts his empty glass on the tray.}'' | ||
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+ | '''SEPHIROTH:''' Me too. | ||
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+ | '''RICK:''' Righteo, neighboreenos! Say, did you all hear that they finally caught Raiku? | ||
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+ | '''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh yeah, I was there, heh. Didn't you used to know him? | ||
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+ | '''RICK:''' Eh. He used to have me around, but mainly to parade me off as his "friend with no superpowers." I didn't really know him personally. |
Revision as of 23:58, 3 December 2016
Transcript
{Open to the interior of Noxigar's laboratory. Raiku is trapped in a containment chamber, where conditions are regulated by a machine which sprays holy water every 24 hours. The Council are standing in front of Raiku, separated by a glass screen.}
RAIKU: So, you're just going to leave me in here, huh?
SEPHIROTH: It was our only option, Raiku. You've hurt too many, people.
RAIKU: Hey, what is it with the weird way you talk? What is up with that?
CHAOS: He has a point, Seph. Why do you talk like that?
SEPHIROTH: I-... it's my accent, okay?
RAIKU: Why do you call yourself Sephiroth? Your name is Lexon Dar-...
SEPHIROTH: I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH, ALREADY. I'm done here, anyway.
{Sephiroth turns around and leaves the lab.}
CHAOS: Yeah, I have shit to do too. I'll see you both around.
{Chaos follows Sephiroth, leaving only Noxigar and Bell with Raiku.}
BELL: It's amazing how quickly you were able to construct this, Nox.
{Noxigar chuckles.}
NOXIGAR: Well, I admit, it was not entirely a new creation. I have used this chamber to contain several of my specimens over the years; it was only a case of installing the holy water dispenser.
RAIKU: Which fuckin' sucks, by the way.
BELL: Ah. It works well.
NOXIGAR: Indeed! The chamber is made up of plexiglass, backed up by a palladium alloy. With the debilitating effects of the holy water, Raiku here is rendered weak and powerless, unable to break out if he tried!
RAIKU: Oh yeah? I'll show you!!
{Raiku delivers a sucker punch to the glass in an attempt to break it, but fails to make a mark. He recoils in pain, holding his fist and yelling.}
RAIKU: FUCK. THAT REALLY HURT, OUCH! Fuck you, science guy!
NOXIGAR: Watch this!
{Noxigar walks over to the computer connected to the chamber and types in a few commands. Raiku's protests become silent as the sound is cut off from the outside.}
BELL: Wow. That's definitely the most useful function.
{Raiku stamps his foot and yells loudly, angry at the fact that nobody can hear him.}
BELL: Can he still hear us?
{Raiku pulls down his trousers and exposes his bared butt to Bell, motioning to it.}
BELL: I assume that's a yes?
NOXIGAR: My facility will do an excellent job at keeping him isolated and benign, never to hurt another soul again.
BELL: I see. Are you alright with keeping him around? I mean-...
NOXIGAR: I am perfectly fine with it. In fact, I feel that there will be a lot to learn from his presence.
BELL: I almost killed him. If you hadn't arrived when you did, I would have surely done it.
NOXIGAR: It takes a lot to kill a demon, you know.
BELL: I know that. It's just...
NOXIGAR: Just what, Imothy?
BELL: This man, who murdered my wife and countless others... Who feels no remorse for his actions... I spared. But his two minions...
NOXIGAR: The Blade Brothers?
BELL: You should've seen me, man. I didn't just kill them, I destroyed them. I didn't even flinch.
NOXIGAR: Can you really blame yourself? It was an act of self-defense.
BELL: It wasn't though. Killing them both made me feel invigorated. I-I enjoyed it. They were only following his orders, and I killed them. Raggonix, he was only avenging his brother who I had just slaughtered. It felt so right at the time, but now, I-...
NOXIGAR: You cannot be so hard on yourself. It happens.
BELL: I guess... it just... I don't know. I just need a rest.
NOXIGAR: That is probably the best idea, yes.
BELL: I'll see you around, Nox. Do you have any plans?
{Noxigar glances at Raiku, who is still attacking the glass chamber.}
NOXIGAR: I have a few.
BELL: Ah. A'ight. But yeah, see ya.
NOXIGAR: Salutations, Imothy.
{Bell leaves the laboratory, leaving Noxigar and Raiku. Noxigar looks at Raiku and smiles with an expression of malevolence.}
NOXIGAR: Let the experiments begin.
{Cut to Sephiroth and Chaos, who are having a drink together at the Wiki City High School Bar.}
CHAOS: You know, I just realized.
SEPHIROTH: Realized what?
CHAOS: How fucked up it is that the only bar in the entire city is on a high school campus.
SEPHIROTH: Yeah, that is weird, actually. Though, what about the Kirbychu Resort?
CHAOS: No, that's a breakfast bar. You can't get a drink at a breakfast bar.
SEPHIROTH: What is up with the Kirbychu Resort anyway? I mean, did anybody ever go there who _didn't_ already live in this city?
CHAOS: Yeah, I know right? Or like, that time where we all went on a holiday camp adventure at once. Like, all of us.
SEPHIROTH: All of us went on holiday, at the exact same time, to this one destination.
CHAOS: This city is weird.
{Chaos looks around for a short moment.}
CHAOS: Remember when we were both teachers at this school? Y'know, I taught band, and you taught P.E?
SEPHIROTH: Yeah, and Noid shot himself, and died. The same Noid, which is now on, the City Council.
CHAOS: How does that even-...
SEPHIROTH: It's better not to, think about it.
{Noelle walks into the bar. Chaos notices her and panics.}
CHAOS: OHBOYIJUSTREMEMBEREDINEEDEDTOPEE
{Chaos rushes into the washroom. Noelle sits down next to Sephiroth, who sighs.}
SEPHIROTH: Hey there, Noelle.
NOELLE: This is silly. I thought we were on a "not avoiding each other" basis at this point.
{Rick Adamson, the bartender, walks over to Noelle and Sephiroth, holding a tray.}
RICK: Hello! What would you like to order?
NOELLE: I'll just have a rum and coke, thank you.
{Sephiroth raises his finger and puts his empty glass on the tray.}
SEPHIROTH: Me too.
RICK: Righteo, neighboreenos! Say, did you all hear that they finally caught Raiku?
SEPHIROTH: Oh yeah, I was there, heh. Didn't you used to know him?
RICK: Eh. He used to have me around, but mainly to parade me off as his "friend with no superpowers." I didn't really know him personally.