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{We open to the scene of Bell walking through Spook Cliff, following the arrows which are pointing towards the lighthouse. As he gets closer and closer, his footsteps become more erratic.}

BELL: Sarah? SARAH?! Where are you, babe?

{Bell reaches the front door to the lighthouse. He knocks it four times but receives no answer. He knocks four more times. Again, no answer. In desperation, he kicks the door down, entering the tower.}

BELL: Sarah? Are you here?

{Laughter echoes from the top of the tower. Bell looks up.}

BELL: I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU SON OF A BITCH, IF YOU'VE EVEN TOUCHED ONE HAIR ON HER FUCKIN' HEAD, I WILL-...

{More laughter. It has become louder and more frantic, much like that of a hyena. Bell rushes towards the staircase, trying to find his way up. Cut back to the exterior of Sephiroth tower. Sephiroth and Chaos are standing away from the door, both smoking cigarettes.}

CHAOS: Y'know, these things kill six million people each year, and here we are, just puffing on them like there is no tomorrow.

SEPHIROTH: I won't even deny it, I just smoke them to look cool. I'm pretty sure I'm immune to lung cancer, anyway.

CHAOS: Eyyyyy, same. The benefits of immortality, eh?

SEPHIROTH: Near immortality.

CHAOS: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Say, I wonder how Bell's doing. Y'just gotta wonder what kind of "surprise" would make him leave that quickly.

SEPHIROTH: How's Noelle?

CHAOS: Oh. Yeah, she and I split a while back actually.

SEPHIROTH: Shit dude, no way?

CHAOS: Yep. Apparently, I focused too much on battels and not enough on her.

SEPHIROTH: Wow, I never knew there was a thing such as too many battels.

CHAOS: Me neither dude, me neither.

{As Sephiroth and Chaos are talking, Tracy runs towards them, in a panic.}

TRACY: SEPH, CHAOS!

CHAOS: Whoa, slow down there, skipper. What's up?

TRACY: Y-you haven't seen Bell a-and Sarah around, have y-you?

SEPHIROTH: Bell was here just an hour ago. He left to see Sarah. Why? Are they not home?

TRACY: Fuck. Fuck. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK. SHIT. SHIT. FUCKING... FUCK.

{Tracy screams.}

TRACY: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

{Chaos grabs Tracy by the shoulders.}

CHAOS: What's going on? Tell us, we can help you.

TRACY: I went back to the house, and it is completely fuckin' trashed. Blood everywhere. And there's also some dead guy in the kitchen. I think he might be one of Raiku's. Bell and Sarah are nowhere to be seen.

SEPHIROTH: Oh shit.

CHAOS: Where's Bling?

TRACY: He.. he doesn't know yet. He's currently training in Japan, which is good. I don't know how he'd be taking this. But guys, please can you help me find them? I think I have a clue.

{Tracy pulls out the note which was pinned to Turin's body, and hands it to Chaos. Chaos reads it out, with Sephiroth looking behind his shoulder.}

CHAOS: Spook... Cliff. What in the hell is that?

SEPHIROTH: I think that's the abandoned village up north. They spelled it wrong though. It's "Spooke" Cliff.

CHAOS: So you know where it is, then?

SEPHIROTH: I'm pretty sure.

TRACY: Please guys, I have a really bad feeling about this. Let's get there already!

SEPHIROTH: Righteo.