(even if you aren't vegan)
Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/jlammy
Aruseus gets a dare.
SKUB: I dare you to drown.
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Strong Bad, Inner Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Strong Sad {easter egg}}
Places: Computer Room, Strong Sad's Room {easter egg}
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: January 4th, 2007
SKUB: Jesus--these things are relics! I almost feel bad about making fun of these but then I remember who made these and I'm suddenly really okay with it.
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: I'm all about
SKUB: fox dong
the e-mail. It's crazy cool.
NACHOMAN: hey come on down to aruseus' discount email wareshop i'm just crazy about these emails i got so many godamn emails i'm givin em away for free come on down
subject: jlammyaruseus
i dare you to say jlammy 100 times
JLAMMY MAN
ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar,
NACHOMAN: YEAH YOU TELL EM, ARUSEUS DON'T PULL NO PUNCHES GO RIGHT FOR DA JUGULAR
or IHPG, I'll accept your dare.
{Aruseus gets
SKUB: kicked in the back of the knees
up out of the chair and does a morning stretch}
NACHOMAN: {to the mini fridge to get more tacos and then he's exhausted}
ARUSEUS: Ok...here I go. Jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy,
{The screen fades to black, white texts appears onscreen}
A few minutes later...
ARUSEUS: {panting} jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this.
SKUB: It's been two emails and already this is taking a nosedive.
NACHOMAN: I think the plane exploded before it ever got a chance to leave the runway
Wait! I have a plan!
{Aruseus types onscreen}
ARUSEUS: Perfect plan.
SKUB: cop-out
STRONG BAD: High-five!
NACHOMAN: Oh hey Strong Bad! Almost forgot you were here! hehe easy to do when you're shoehorned in at the last minute you know? hahaha
{The scene freezes and darkens, Inner Aruseus appears}
INNER ARUSEUS: CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time!
SKUB: NO. EXPLAIN THIS. WHAT IS THIS.
NACHOMAN: maybe it's foreshadowing and inner aruseus comes to kill everyone wow
{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}
NACHOMAN: weren't we just at the lappy
ARUSEUS: {typing} So there you have it, Jiblamy.
NACHOMAN: heHE SPELLED THE NAME WRONG GET IP
I said jlammy 100 times.
LYLE: {Offscreen, The Cheat noises}
NACHOMAN: oh the lyle
ARUSEUS: I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zi
SKUB: COUGH COUG COUGH COUGH
ppy if he doesn't get you that burrito!
NACHOMAN: how random
LYLE: {Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}
ARUSEUS: You better believe it, or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you!
LYLE: {screams, Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Ugh...Lyle still wants a burrito...I better go give Zip
SKUB: SCOUGH COUGH SCREAM
py what he deserv-
{The screen zooms out with the door visible. A loud fart noise is heard, and a gas cloud can be seen going through the door}
TOM: {offscreen} AH ZAMORAK! THAT REEKS!
NACHOMAN: it's like the plane actually embedded itself into the ground it crashed so hard
LYLE: {The Cheat noises}
TOM: LYLE! NEXT TIME I SEE OUR GENERAL, I'LL TELL HIM TO NOT GIVE YOU BURRITOS!
LYLE: {depressed The Cheat noises}
ARUSEUS: Tom! Shut up or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you too!
TOM: THIS IS AT LEAST 5000 ON THE NOSE!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to the e-mail.
{Cut to Strong Sad's room}
STRONG SAD: Jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...
SKUB: This funny joke
Fun Facts
- Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail".
NACHOMAN: but if you didn't know that you must be the baka king
- This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date.
- 1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses.
- "Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email this is war.
SKUB: COUGH
NACHOMAN: aw poor skub
- Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape
NACHOMAN: these are the kinds of references I look for in myfurryhomestar fan fiction
