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The year is 32374243, the month of Klrglrg, the 98th day. Kryxl wakes up, and walks in front of the mirror. He's a short blue guy, with tentacles for arms and legs. Neat!

Kryxl eats his breakfast and gets dressed, putting on his repair uniform. What should he do first for the day?

>suck his own penis

>and then explode

Sadly, Kryxl's penis was lost in a tragic scuba diving accident, so, while he tries, he fails.

>go to work

That's boring. But okay!

Kryxl heads down to the lower decks of the ship, passing by various fellow aliens. Alieis? Alienians? Meh.

He notices there's a broken wire, that needs patching. GASP! He looks into his bag. Inside he has a lunchbox, his tools, and a knife.

>If he stops he'll be late! fix the wire.

Kryxl pulls out some extra wiring and some futuristic alien glue stuff, and glues the wire back together! Good as new!

Until he looks deeper into the system. That's not the only wire missing. And he can't fix them all!

Even worse, if this goes unfixed, the entire ship could go haywire!

He could go get more wire, or maybe talk to a superior?

>abandon ship

Kryxl contemplates abandoning ship, before realizing, that the ship is in the middle of unidentified space. If he abandoned, well, he has no where to go.

Also, he doesn't know how to fly a drop pod, so.

What should he do?

>Call for back up!

Kryxl grabs his radio, and calls for backup.

"SIR! THE SHIPS GOING TO CRASH! THE WIRES ARE DESTROYED!"

"This isn't one of your 'boy cried space dragon' stories, is it? Look, if you keep this up-"

"BUT SIR-"

"NO BUTS, KRYXL. NOW GET BACK TO WORK AND LEAVE US ALONE WITH YOUR TALL TALES.".

It probably doesn't help that Kryxl thought space dragons were attacking once because the fridge was out of ice.

So, help is out of the question..you'll need to figure out what is going all by yourself! Booo!

>Contemplate your vowel-less name

Kryxl takes a second, to contemplate his name. Wait, WAIT

Y COUNTS AS A VOWEL SOMETIMES, YOU FUCKER.

I MEAN IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH RIGHT.

KRYXL HAS A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ALIEN NAME YOU FUCKCUNT.

FUCK YOU.

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