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The year is 32374243, the month of Klrglrg, the 98th day. Kryxl wakes up, and walks in front of the mirror. He's a short blue guy, with tentacles for arms and legs. Neat!

Kryxl eats his breakfast and gets dressed, putting on his repair uniform. What should he do first for the day?

>suck his own penis

>and then explode

Sadly, Kryxl's penis was lost in a tragic scuba diving accident, so, while he tries, he fails.

>go to work

That's boring. But okay!

Kryxl heads down to the lower decks of the ship, passing by various fellow aliens. Alieis? Alienians? Meh.

He notices there's a broken wire, that needs patching. GASP! He looks into his bag. Inside he has a lunchbox, his tools, and a knife.

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