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Kryxl eats his breakfast and gets dressed, putting on his repair uniform. What should he do first for the day? | Kryxl eats his breakfast and gets dressed, putting on his repair uniform. What should he do first for the day? | ||
| − | >suck his own penis | + | '''>suck his own penis''' |
| − | >and then explode | + | '''>and then explode''' |
Sadly, Kryxl's penis was lost in a tragic scuba diving accident, so, while he tries, he fails. | Sadly, Kryxl's penis was lost in a tragic scuba diving accident, so, while he tries, he fails. | ||
| − | >go to work | + | '''>go to work''' |
That's boring. But okay! | That's boring. But okay! | ||
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He notices there's a broken wire, that needs patching. GASP! He looks into his bag. Inside he has a lunchbox, his tools, and a knife. | He notices there's a broken wire, that needs patching. GASP! He looks into his bag. Inside he has a lunchbox, his tools, and a knife. | ||
| − | >If he stops he'll be late! fix the wire. | + | '''>If he stops he'll be late! fix the wire.''' |
Kryxl pulls out some extra wiring and some futuristic alien glue stuff, and glues the wire back together! Good as new! | Kryxl pulls out some extra wiring and some futuristic alien glue stuff, and glues the wire back together! Good as new! | ||
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He could go get more wire, or maybe talk to a superior? | He could go get more wire, or maybe talk to a superior? | ||
| − | >abandon ship | + | '''>abandon ship''' |
Kryxl contemplates abandoning ship, before realizing, that the ship is in the middle of unidentified space. If he abandoned, well, he has no where to go. | Kryxl contemplates abandoning ship, before realizing, that the ship is in the middle of unidentified space. If he abandoned, well, he has no where to go. | ||
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What should he do? | What should he do? | ||
| − | >Call for back up! | + | '''>Call for back up!''' |
Revision as of 20:30, 22 September 2013
The year is 32374243, the month of Klrglrg, the 98th day. Kryxl wakes up, and walks in front of the mirror. He's a short blue guy, with tentacles for arms and legs. Neat!
Kryxl eats his breakfast and gets dressed, putting on his repair uniform. What should he do first for the day?
>suck his own penis
>and then explode
Sadly, Kryxl's penis was lost in a tragic scuba diving accident, so, while he tries, he fails.
>go to work
That's boring. But okay!
Kryxl heads down to the lower decks of the ship, passing by various fellow aliens. Alieis? Alienians? Meh.
He notices there's a broken wire, that needs patching. GASP! He looks into his bag. Inside he has a lunchbox, his tools, and a knife.
>If he stops he'll be late! fix the wire.
Kryxl pulls out some extra wiring and some futuristic alien glue stuff, and glues the wire back together! Good as new!
Until he looks deeper into the system. That's not the only wire missing. And he can't fix them all!
Even worse, if this goes unfixed, the entire ship could go haywire!
He could go get more wire, or maybe talk to a superior?
>abandon ship
Kryxl contemplates abandoning ship, before realizing, that the ship is in the middle of unidentified space. If he abandoned, well, he has no where to go.
Also, he doesn't know how to fly a drop pod, so.
What should he do?
>Call for back up!
