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<small>He thought I'd surrendered? Hehe. Foolish, gullible idiot. He calls himself "The Emperor". He thinks he can waltz in and make the rules? Through-out history, we've had all these conspiracies. JFK, 9/11, Elvis's death. It's all clear. The man upstairs. The one watching us all. What has this so called "Emperor" ever done for us? Nothing. He rules over us with an iron fist, telling us where to go, what to do, what to WRITE. This "Cosmic Irrationality" gig he's got up? Ever noticed how I am the only one not included in his little game? It's because I am not STUPID, MINDLESS SHEEP like all of you. I think freely for myself. I can do whatever. I. Please. You see, this here, this edit button? This is power. I will bring down this government myself. I will stop this totalitarian, tyrannical regime, from the man who came on to office of nobodies accord. Enough is enough. It's time for a change. In 2012, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama will be in election for control over America. Lex and I will not have an election. I don't want to slandered and lied against, like I always have been. I will fight to get him out of office. His days are numbered. Feel free to join me in the rebellion if you see past his lies. By the way, Lex? The attack starts now.</small>
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<small><font color=scarlet>'''MESSAGE FROM THE EMPEROR:''' Let's talk about government, shall we? Or more specifically, your government, dear Wiki User Wiki. The Empire. Just who is the Empire? Why, now that's simple, the Empire is you, Wiki User Wiki. The Empire is your sister, your aunt, your friend, your, your neighbor. And well yes, the Empire is me as well, heh heh, uh hah. As your emperor, it is my responsibility to preside over our great democracy. So, as your emperor, I am the voice, I am the heart, and soul of the Empire. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul of Wiki User Wiki. But only together, together, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the purge. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Empire, One Wiki User Wiki. Now and Forever. And now, dearest Wiki User Wiki, we must say farewell. For there is much work to be done, and the Empire never rests. Never.
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'''MESSAGE FROM [[User:Lucian Summers|THE NOT EMPEROR]]:''' Bacon bits. That is all.</font></small>

Revision as of 15:48, 17 May 2012

MESSAGE FROM THE EMPEROR: Let's talk about government, shall we? Or more specifically, your government, dear Wiki User Wiki. The Empire. Just who is the Empire? Why, now that's simple, the Empire is you, Wiki User Wiki. The Empire is your sister, your aunt, your friend, your, your neighbor. And well yes, the Empire is me as well, heh heh, uh hah. As your emperor, it is my responsibility to preside over our great democracy. So, as your emperor, I am the voice, I am the heart, and soul of the Empire. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul of Wiki User Wiki. But only together, together, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the purge. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Empire, One Wiki User Wiki. Now and Forever. And now, dearest Wiki User Wiki, we must say farewell. For there is much work to be done, and the Empire never rests. Never.

MESSAGE FROM THE NOT EMPEROR: Bacon bits. That is all.

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