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Amidst terrorist threats, Jose gets more than he bargained for.
  
The Ring goes on vacation to the Curaçao island in Space Netherlands, but end up getting more than they bargained for. Back in Space Mexico, the Substitute Ring gets in trouble with Space Canada. Tune in to see the thrilling episode!
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== Transcript ==
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''{Open to a dark office lit by lone desk lamp. Jose is seated alone in an office chair smoking a cigarette}''
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'''JOSE:''' (v/o) Much has changed in the past two years.
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''{Jose pulls open a curtain, revealing a porthole looking over the vast emptiness of space.}''
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'''JOSE:''' (v/o) Civil War. El Pueblo de Cuerno de Carnero wanted their 15 minutes of fame. They wanted 1 billion frayed Spacebux injected to their Mexicredit account. And they'd do anything for it.
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''{Pans to newspaper clipping on wall. "SPACE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT RECIEVES TERRORIST THREATS"}''
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'''JOSE:''' (v/o) I don't negotiate with terrorists. But they won.
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''{Newspaper clipping, "WEALTHY POLISH IMMIGRANT CHAOS MALIFACTOVICH ASSASSINATED IN SPACEMEX CASINO"}''
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'''JOSE:''' (v/o) They took Chaos first. The new guy. And then the rest.
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''{Clippings flash in order of murder. "MATHEMATICIAN NOXIGAR GUADALUPE FOUND COMATOSE IN SPACEMEX ALLEY", "TRUST FUND KOOK LEXON DARKHEART FOUND DEAD, SUSPECTED SUICIDE BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY", "PLUMBING CEO CD-I MARIO DEAD"}''
  
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'''JOSE:''' (v/o) At the end, it was me, AVGN, D'arque, and Honeydew. They saved the worst for us. Honeydew got thrown in the middle of an asteroid belt. D'arque was dropped from a helicopter into a volcano. AVGN... my SON... kidnapped unless I paid the billion. Presumably, they killed him. I wouldn't know, because they put me here.
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''{Jose opens a drawer and pulls out a handgun.}''
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'''JOSE:''' I hope he outlives me.
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''{Cut to a view outside, uprooted office room floating through space. A gunshot is heard. Fade to black.}''
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The End.
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''{It is revealed that this is not actually the end, as news reporters flock to the scene and open the door cautiously, hearing the gunshot echo through space. They find Jose shooting a gun into the floor.}''
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'''JOSE:''' Thank god you guys came! I'm moving to Space USA!
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'''SHELDON COOPER:''' Bazoiple!

Revision as of 23:09, 16 October 2015

Summary

Amidst terrorist threats, Jose gets more than he bargained for.

Transcript

{Open to a dark office lit by lone desk lamp. Jose is seated alone in an office chair smoking a cigarette}

JOSE: (v/o) Much has changed in the past two years.

{Jose pulls open a curtain, revealing a porthole looking over the vast emptiness of space.}

JOSE: (v/o) Civil War. El Pueblo de Cuerno de Carnero wanted their 15 minutes of fame. They wanted 1 billion frayed Spacebux injected to their Mexicredit account. And they'd do anything for it.

{Pans to newspaper clipping on wall. "SPACE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT RECIEVES TERRORIST THREATS"}

JOSE: (v/o) I don't negotiate with terrorists. But they won.

{Newspaper clipping, "WEALTHY POLISH IMMIGRANT CHAOS MALIFACTOVICH ASSASSINATED IN SPACEMEX CASINO"}

JOSE: (v/o) They took Chaos first. The new guy. And then the rest.

{Clippings flash in order of murder. "MATHEMATICIAN NOXIGAR GUADALUPE FOUND COMATOSE IN SPACEMEX ALLEY", "TRUST FUND KOOK LEXON DARKHEART FOUND DEAD, SUSPECTED SUICIDE BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY", "PLUMBING CEO CD-I MARIO DEAD"}

JOSE: (v/o) At the end, it was me, AVGN, D'arque, and Honeydew. They saved the worst for us. Honeydew got thrown in the middle of an asteroid belt. D'arque was dropped from a helicopter into a volcano. AVGN... my SON... kidnapped unless I paid the billion. Presumably, they killed him. I wouldn't know, because they put me here.

{Jose opens a drawer and pulls out a handgun.}

JOSE: I hope he outlives me.

{Cut to a view outside, uprooted office room floating through space. A gunshot is heard. Fade to black.}

The End.

{It is revealed that this is not actually the end, as news reporters flock to the scene and open the door cautiously, hearing the gunshot echo through space. They find Jose shooting a gun into the floor.}

JOSE: Thank god you guys came! I'm moving to Space USA!

SHELDON COOPER: Bazoiple!