It's Beginning to look a lot like Dustbowl-WUW style

Starring Homestar tiger and Shadow Scythe as BLU team members.

{Piano Music playing to the tune of "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" starts. Homestar tiger and Shadow Scythe begin rising onto the screen. H*T is a Scout and Scythe is a Pyro.}

{Scout Tiger is running through Dustbowl with a map of control points and a compass, while Pyro Scythe clears a path for them.}

HOMESTAR TIGER: {Singing} It's beginning to look a lot like Dustbowl!

{Tiger and Scythe jump over a Level 3 Sentry Turret}

SHADOW SCYTHE: Sentries Everywhere!

{The two are now trying to pry a door open with crowbars}

SCOUT TIGER: We are trapped inside our spawn

{Shwoo dressed as a Medic comes and ubers Scout Tiger and Pyro Scythe.}

PYRO SCYTHE: We have uber, so move on

{The Ubered duo runs outside, and an ubered RED Super Sam Sniper tries to shoot them, but they jump away just in time.}

TIGER AND SCYTHE: There are lots of snipers, so beware!

{Tiger and Scythe are standing on a RED control point, about to change it.}

TIGER AND SCYTHE: It's beginning to look a lot like Dustbowl!

UNFINISHED! DO NOT EDIT!

And now for something completely different.

{Shadow Scythe is walking by dressed as a spy. Suddenly, there's an explosion from inside a nearby building.}

SHADOW SPY: Tiger? Was that you?

ENGINEER TIGER: My sentry blew up and I don't know why!

SHADOW SPY: Did you press the detonate button?

{pause}

ENGINEER TIGER: Maybe!

And now for something else completely different.

{Shadow Scythe as a Demoman and Homestar tiger as a new Sniper are on a balcony.}

SHADOW DEMOMAN: Try to shoot that Heavy.

TIGER SNIPER: {Fires}

SHADOW DEMOMAN: What the heck! You missed COMPLETELY! Are you even using your scope!?

TIGER SNIPER: {Surprised} There's a scope!?

SHADOW DEMOMAN: What do you think that thing on top of the sniper rifle is?!

TIGER SNIPER: I thought that was a water bottle!