Everything You Know Is Wrong/Episodes/6

Synopsis

Aussie Evil is the untoppable Bacon Man, an odorous cliche occurs, and Strong Sader is the hapless victim of HEAD-on.

He can't top the Bacon Man, no matter how hard he tries

Transcript

{Aussie Evil is dressed up as the Bacon Man. Cut to it being paused on a television screen.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} This is what happens when you take too much Wiki Ecstasy!

{"PLAY" appears on the top right portion of the screen. Aussie Evil dances like the bacon man.}

AUSSIE EVIL: {singing} I am the bacon man, I bring all the pork I can, To all the little kids down the row. Clogging their arteries, with all the MSGs, so they all die at the age of 8!

{Cut to Strong Bad sitting on the couch munching popcorn.}

STRONG BAD: Now this is entertainment! Not even Stephen Colbert Report could top this!

{Cut to Strong Bad being on Sephiroth's computer}

SEPHIROTH: I smell a really odorous cliche.

{Cut to Sephiroth being on Clamburger's computer. Thatkidsam and Clamburger watch it.}

CLAMBURGER: Indeed. And Bonus Stage sucks harder than the Bacon Man song in it.

THATKIDSAM: Let's just hope that Rya doesn't appear anytime soon.

{Rya appears, much to Thatkidsam's dismay. She is an undead Forsaken cyborg.}

RYA: How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to me!

{Clamburger shrieks in a high-pitched voice and Thatkidsam bangs his head to a wall 27 times.}

RYA: You have no chance to survive make your time!

{Clamburger and Thatkidsam both faint. Cut to behind Rya. It is Noxigar using a walkie-talkie to create Rya's voice. Noxigar sees that Clamburger and Thatkidsam are unconscious. Noxigar puts the walkie-talkie away.}

NOXIGAR: Hehehe... gets 'em every time...

{Strong Sader appears}

STRONG SADER: I don't think that was very wise of you...

{Noxigar gets out a HEAD-on and applies directly on Strong Sader's head.}

NOXIGAR: Head-on! Apply directly to the head!

{The HEAD-on explodes, Strong Sader with it. Cut to all of it being on Shadow Scythe's computer}

SHADOW SCYTHE: Now that that's done I can use my tentacles to do my homework.

{End episode.}

Comments

Comment-on! Apply directly to a comment! Noxigar 15:24, 15 October 2007 (UTC)