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Latest revision as of 06:42, 19 May 2011
Casey attempts to help someone fix their 'B' key.
CHARACTERS: Casey, Bubs, Marissa
LOCATIONS: The computer room, the garage
Transcript
{Casey is holding her laptop. She begins typing in 'hartmail.exe'}
CASEY: {sing-songy} Bee-pa-dobba dooble ba deep ba dobble da de {normally} email.
{casey presses enter}
Dear Email checker guy,
William Q. igson
My key is roken, ut it's my favorite key, How will I write all the est emails without the letter ? How can I fix my Key?
Whateverly,
CASEY: {not typing} Oh my. {typing} Dead gender confused person, please learn the gender of the email checker before sending the email. Anyways, I haven't fixed a keyboard before, but why not? First time for everything!
{cuts to the garage. a tool box and a box labled 'aught for crap' sits on the work counter. Bubs and Casey are standing there.}
BUBS: Why do you need a 'B' key?
CASEY: Because someone I don't know, who doesn't know my gender, wants me to fix his 'B' key for no particular reason.
BUBS: Seems legit! So, do you have any idea how to fix a keyboard?
CASEY: Not really, but I have a basic idea.
{the screen zooms in on the work bench.}
CASEY: First, grab a large block of foam.
{a block of foam appears on the counter}
CASEY: Now, take a dagger, and cut it into the shape a keyboard key is in.
{A knife appears, and does just that.}
CASEY: Now, write the letter 'B' on top of it with a black marker.
{A B appears on top of the foam. the screen zooms out, showing Casey holding the "key".}
CASEY: That should be enough to fool your computer!
MARISSA: {walks on screen} That's not how computers work!
CASEY: Oh, great, it's you.
MARISSA: You should probably use a toothpick, or just get a new computer.
{cuts back to the computer room}
CASEY: And that, Quigson, is why Marissa has a black eye.
{Casey types email me!}