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This is the Senate. This is where the leaders of this planet talk and vote on major issues.

The issue currently being voted on is the name of the planet.

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SKULLBUGGY: Alright, important stuff being said. Now, it alarms me that we still don't have a name for this planet. So starting now, we are voting on the name of our planet. Also, since we're slowly running out of places to house developing countries, newcomers may need to join with existing countries. Thus spake Skullbuggy.

{Pause.}

SKULLBUGGY: Oh, yes. I forgot. For the planet name, I propose Terranova. What say y'all?

{Drekk and his five men enter}

DREKK: Hello, sir. {They all get down on one knee} I agree with your sugestion for a name. Terranova is a strong and prideful name.

SKULLBUGGY: Ah, Drekk! I was expecting you. Thank you for your vote, now--about your territory. Where would you wish to build?

DREKK: {Rises} Well...I'm not quite sure yet. The Wastelanders need a prime location to begin our operations. Being a band of mercenaries and treasurehunters, we need a secluded area with plenty of resources. If that is not too much to ask, sir.

SKULLBUGGY: On one hand, the Toxic Wasteland is rich in chemicals, and is perfect for bioweapons. However, the Glacial Peaks hold many different ores, such as coal and iron. It's up to you, my good man.

DREKK: Hmm... Well, my men are tough, and can stand the harsh weather. So I think we'll settle in the Peaks. The ores will help in constructing buildings and smithing weapons.

SKULLBUGGY: Very good.

GENERAL JOHN: I got an idea, how about Baba Yetu Jesus un Skullbuggy (translation: Our Father Jesus and Skullbuggy). Baba Yetu for Short.

DREKK: Interesting... Well, I'm off to begin construction on our colony. Goodbye Skullbuggy, and goodbye John. {Drekk and his men leave}

RYAN: Greetings, king. It is my pleasure to introduce myself. I am Ryan Reginald Bluefox, and me and my men would like to settle in the Toxic Wasteland.

SONIC: Aw, man!

RYAN: QUIET, YOU.

JOHN: I got an idea what you can do their, Experiments on your men. That's what I'd do!

LIEUTENANT (The Black Elite one): Hey!

SKULLBUGGY: Alright, seriously? Whoever's being a jerk better be quiet or your citizenship will be revoked. Also okayed on the Toxic Wasteland thing.

JOHN: Am I the Jerk?

JOHN: Oh, and another thing, I think you should put a request page for things we can buy at the Trading Post.

{Lucario runs in, Arioluc still fused to him}

LUCARIO: HELP ME!

JOHN: {holds up a tranquilizer and shoots Lucario.}

{Lucario falls to the ground.}

JOHN: Alright, boys! Get that second Lucario off of him!

{a couple dozen medics rush in and fix Lucario. A couple seconds later, Lucario's fixed}

LUCARIO: Thanks guys, but what happened to Arioluc?

ARIOLUC: Right here.

{Lucario turns to see Arioluc lying on the floor}

ARIOLUC: Seeing as I have no legs or anything, I can't get up.

LUCARIO: Oh. Hold on, I'll take you back and we'll see what we can do.

{Lucario leaves with Arioluc}

USERUNKNOWN:I think it should be named Planet Bob!

JOHN: {backs away from Userunknown. sarcasticly} Yeah, that's a good name!

USERUNKNOWN:{Sarcasticly}and all of us follow the same religon.No way any one will be insulted on focusing on one religion.

JOHN: {Sarcasticly} Yeah, I'm not sorry if what I said offended you.

THESTICK: Can I claim a plot of land?