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{Ben and Alex touch down in kind of generic Stamford, Connecticut JR Airport}
BEN: Dude it's 2AM back home I'm jet lagged to fuck
ALEX: Jet legged? My leg isn't a jet
BEN: What even is connecticut it seems like a useless state
ALEX: Hahahaha my leg is an airplane
BEN: You just said it wasn't
ALEX: VRRROOOOOM it's like a jet fighter. because we're in american SO MANY FUCKEN JETS
BEN: YEAH BITCH JETS
{Two hour montage of Chinese footage of American jet fighters flying around, bombing the jungles of vietnam and the deserts of iraq, all set to "i'll do anything for love" by meatloaf on a constant loop. ben and alex are now in the hotel}
ALEX: really though what is there here?
BEN: Schools. Vince McMahon. A naval base.
ALEX:' A naval base? It seems so obvious, Ben, we gotta join the navy!
