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In this episode, Ben and Alex find themselves up against none other than Bill Clinton himself, who desperately tries to flirt with the two. Special guest appearance by Johnny Cash!

Transcript

{Alex and Ben have touched down in Little Rock International Airport.}

ALEX: WHAT UP MY HOMIES

BEN: just because segregation ended here doesn't mean people aren't racist, if you say "homie" you WILL have a burning cross on your lawn you know.

ALEX: ben i'm mixed race i'm allowed to say these things what the hell

BEN: Sorry man i forget okay

{Alex and Ben go for a stroll, when suddenly an odd hick voice sounds from a megaphone}

HICK VOICE: Ahyuck, I like my women how I like my coffee. Sucking me off.

ALEX: Did you hear that, Ben?

BEN: wait what

ALEX: That voice?

HICK VOICE: I like to get things extra messy, hya hya! So messy I'm on her dress!

BEN: Oh, now I hear it. Son, we're in Arkansas, this stuff is common here.

HICK VOICE: Now now, I would just love to stick some cigars up some lady's-... Well hello there!

{Alex and Ben turn around to see the hick standing behind them, gazing at them both with an intense "I want to fuck you" stare. On closer examination, this man is revealed to be Bill Clinton.}

BEN AND ALEX: IT'S BILL CLINTON!