Difference between revisions of "Ben and Alex visit The United States of America/Alabama"

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ben and alex find themselves in the heart of dixie where they run into some craaaaaazy civil war shananigans!!!!!

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{Ben and Alex have just touched down in Birmingham International Airport, Alabama. They are both decked out in the coolest British tourist gear, with cowboy hats and cameras.}

ALEX: Hot diggity damn, Ben! We're finally in the Ol' U-S-Of-A!

BEN: alex help i burn easily

ALEX: Oh come on, it can't be -

BEN: I am literally a pile of ash.

{Ben is literally a pile of ash}

ALEX: Oh, you silly sausage. Come on.

{Alex gets out a poop-scoop and scoops Ben up and puts him in a small glass jar. He puts it in his pocket and leaves the airport. Cut to the city of Birmingham, Alabama. Ben is now back to normal. }