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'''BARRY:''' You think that's right, having a better email show than me? We're equally ripoffs to Strong Bad, with the emphasis of comedies coming from Lewis Black or George Carlin... or maybe something. | '''BARRY:''' You think that's right, having a better email show than me? We're equally ripoffs to Strong Bad, with the emphasis of comedies coming from Lewis Black or George Carlin... or maybe something. | ||
− | {{ | + | '''RAGGONIX:''' Are you telling me that I'm a ripoff too? |
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+ | '''BARRY:'''We all are. So can please, just the two of us, get along? | ||
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+ | ''{heartwarming music plays as tears fall from Raggonix eyes for 5 seconds, and the record scratches}'' | ||
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+ | '''RAGGONIX:''' FUCK NO, YOU FAG! | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' So I'm related to a cigarette, right? | ||
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+ | '''RAGGONIX:''' Who's a cigarette, cigar? ''{punches Barry to the ground}'' | ||
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+ | '''BARRY:''' Dayum! ''{blood drips out of Barry's nose}'' Goddamn this episode. | ||
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+ | ''{the paper comes down}'' | ||
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+ | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
+ | *None tonight. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Fun Facts== | ||
+ | *NONE TONIGHT GODDAMN YOU!!! |
Revision as of 16:31, 21 September 2013
summary: THERE'S GONNA BE A BRAWL TONIGHT.
CAST: Barry Bird
Scene: Computer Room
Page Title: Compyman
Date: September 21, 2013
Transcript
BARRY: {as he types barrybirdemails.exe} EMAIL! Something. I don't really know the rest.
Subject: HEY FUCKERMY EMAIL SHOW IS TOTALLY BETTER THAN YOURS
WANNA BRAWL
also, what is your favorite food or something iunno
love,
Raggonix
BARRY: Hey thanks. i really lov-wait. YOUR EMAIL SHOW?! It's better than me? {laughs sinisterly} you gotta be fucking kidding me! You think i would be worse? Huh bud? You think i would answer favorite food? Well, if I did, then i would, I dunno, SELL OUT! But no, I don't sell out like you do. Here, I got a great idea, ya little bitch! I already got your email address, so stay put.
{Barry types out the following email}
Dearest Raggonix,
Come to my house over at 666 Birdly avenue
So that we can brawl together, and i can bitchslap
you, ya fuck!
Also, what is your favorite soda?
Regards,
Barry Bird
BARRY: There we go! {sends email} LETS-A SEND!
{the title card reads 1 hour later before cutting to the front door}
BARRY: Okey-dokey, he should be there in any minute.
{knock on the door}
BARRY: Hmm, wonder who that could be. {opens the door to see no one} Shit! Ding dong ditch again. Goddamnit. Oh well. I was going to assume it was him, but... {as he walks back inside} OH FUCKING WE-!
{Raggonix appears jumping inside the house on top of Barry, grabbing his arms and legs}
RAGGONIX: Yo, nigga! I have a better email show than you.
BARRY: You think that's right, having a better email show than me? We're equally ripoffs to Strong Bad, with the emphasis of comedies coming from Lewis Black or George Carlin... or maybe something.
RAGGONIX: Are you telling me that I'm a ripoff too?
BARRY:We all are. So can please, just the two of us, get along?
{heartwarming music plays as tears fall from Raggonix eyes for 5 seconds, and the record scratches}
RAGGONIX: FUCK NO, YOU FAG!
BARRY: So I'm related to a cigarette, right?
RAGGONIX: Who's a cigarette, cigar? {punches Barry to the ground}
BARRY: Dayum! {blood drips out of Barry's nose} Goddamn this episode.
{the paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- None tonight.
Fun Facts
- NONE TONIGHT GODDAMN YOU!!!