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Assistant's Blog
38. Artsy fart - 8.23.09
So Frannie and I are back from the art museum, and I've gotta say, I was moderately surprised. I was surprised, for one, that I was correct about the hipsters. It was like a cloud of black berets and turtlenecks was drifting through the hallways, making remarks about the art on the walls. Can't stand 'em.
I was also surprised at the kind of art that was there. When I think about art, I think about paintings, sculptures, that kind of thing. I didn't expect a man writhing naked on a giant canvas, covered in paint, weeping softly to himself. Performance art... you can't tell them no, because there's some stupid amendment protecting this kind of thing.
Frannie and I went to dinner after that. They have some nice lobster over at Chez Snootez!
Mood: exhausted 
Tunes: still Nights in White Satin - The Moody Blues (that poetry part is long)
37. Fartsy art - 8.23.09
They just opened a museum in town... How dumb is that? Look, I'm a guy who likes art, but with this and the coffee "bar" that's been here forever, this place is like a magnet for those art hipsters. You know... the kind of people who have goatees and expensive Arabian coffee and leather-bound poetry journals.
I asked Fran to come with me tonight to see some of the art. I've lowered my expectations accordingly.
Mood: moderately excited 
Tunes: Nights in White Satin - The Moody Blues
36. Serendipity, I think - 8.22.09
Man, I was just looking around the house, and I found an old GameBoy! Like, one of those old chunky ones! And even better, I found a game in it! Frogger, man! I've been playing it ever since I found it earlier, and it's pretty addicting, I'll tell you that.
I'm gonna check Amazon to see if they have Mario Land. That game was fun.
Mood: addicted 
Tunes: Proud Mary - CCR
35. (none entered) - 8.22.09
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Statement: Number Five
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Statement: is alive
Mood: still alive 
Tunes: Error. Cannot define "Tunes".
34. Wow. - 8.22.09
I can't believe I found this old thing! Wow, it's been so long since I've updated this thing! ... Come to think of it, I'm not sure why I haven't. I've got so much to talk about and so little time...!
Oh, and by the way, Master? I saw what you did to my biography page. Not funny.
Mood: a bit perturbed 
Tunes: Down on the Corner - CCR
33. Woah wait a minute - 8.22.09
This is still here? I thought that the blog... police... would have deleted it by now. Hm. I guess my writings will stand the test of time forever!
Mood: puzzled, intrigued, and somewhat happy 
Tunes: Good Egg Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy
32. So it's like this - 4.18.09
It looks like Assistant forgot about his stupid blog so I guess it's mine now. I think that's pretty sweet, myself. Anyhow, yeah, if you want any updates on home life then ask me on the comments page. I might try and answer them.
CAT GET OFF THE KEYBOARD
Mood: jkl;hiasfyyyyy
Tunes: Nothing ;_;
31. Oh okay - 4.18.09
Hi my nam's Assistant and I never update my blog
Mood: wauuugh 
Tunes: Sootopolis Town - Pokemon Emerald
