Will Mails/One

Summary

Will explains his dream of super hero stardom

Characters: Will, Ethan, Dolan, Osvaldo, Texas, TheDenzel, Bluebry, Monkey, Noid (Easter Egg)

Places: Computer Room, Space, USA

Transcript

WILL: {sighs} Who woulda thought TheDenzel woulda sunken this low as to give me an email show..... Well let's get on with it.

Subject: Superpowers

Dear Will,
What would it be like if you and your friends had superpowers?
What would they be?
Would you and your friends be heroes or villains?
Just wondering,
Raiku

WILL: {typing} Superpowers? Well I've always secretly wanted to be a superhero apparently. But it's not all about the powers. You gotta have some style behind it. A flashy costume, a snappy alias, and a mega awesome lunch box endorsed super hero squad!

{super hero theme music begins to play. Will rolls offscreen. Cut to a blue screen.}

SINGERS: {what they sing shows up on screen in big red letter} SUPER MEGA AWESOME HERO TEAM! SUPER MEGA AWESOME TEAM! SUPER MEGA AWESOOOOOOOME HERO TEAM. {music continues}

{the words dissapear and Will bounces on in a super hero outfit, a full body ski mask.}

SINGERS: SUPER BALL CAN SUPER BOUNCE! BOUNCE YOU RIGHT OUT OF HIS HOUSE! SUPER BALL CAN SUPER BOUNCE! {words appear again} SUPER MEGA AWESOME HERO TEAM!

{Will and the words dissapear. Ethan zips onto the screen, with green hair and a bandana around his head. He also wears green gloves}

SINGERS: WICKED CYCLOPS RUNS SO FAST! WICKED CYCLOPS RUNS SO FAST! WICKED CYCLOPS RUNS REAL FAST! {words} SUPER MEGA AWESOME HERO TEAM!

{Dolan fades in his superhero geddup, a long yellow cape, yellow jumpsuit and a yellow mask}

SINGERS: ROBO MIND CAN DISSAPEAR! ROBO MIND CAN DISSAPEAR! ROBO MIND CAN DISSAPEAR! {words appear again} SUPER MEGA AWESOME HERO TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!

OSVALDO: {pops up wearing a mask} ...soy Osvaldo

{cut to a clip of outerspace. The four heros are flying through space}

DOLAN: And apparently we can fly...

WILL: Quiet, Robo Mind. I sense trouble afoot.

ETHAN: Why do you get to be the leader?

WILL: It's my email show.

ETHAN: I outta fly over there and punch you in the face... QUICKLY!

DOLAN: {points downward} Look! Down there! On Earth!

{pan to show Earth, predominently showing North America. The outline of Texas can be seen. Zoom in to show a monstrous Texas eating away at all the other states near it}

WILL: {offscreen} Texas is destroying the United States Of America!

OSVALDO: {simultaneously} ...los estados unidos...

ETHAN: {pan back to Ethan} Aww. Do we really have to stop it. I never agreed to play this game.

WILL: Yes! Look! It's about to eat Kansas!

ETHAN: {sighs} ugh fine.

{the 4 fly down closer}

DOLAN: CEASE AND ASSIST, TEXAS! The Super Mega Awesome Hero Team has come to defeat you.

ETHAN: Heh, that spells SMAHT. {pronounced SMAWT}

WILL: Wh-what?

ETHAN: SMAHT...

WILL: ...k

TEXAS: {loud and obnoxious. With a heavy accent} You can't defeat ME, dirtbags! Nothing can beat Texas! TEXAS HECK YEAH!

WILL: Oh yeah? {Will throws himself down onto Texas and bounces hard off his forehead}

TEXAS: Ow! You little jerk.

ETHAN: I guess I can run really fast around him for some reason. {does so}

TEXAS: No! I'm... getting dizzy?

DOLAN: And I can turn invisible and... do something! {turns invisible, leaving only Osvaldo on the screen}

OSVALDO: {sighs. Flies down to Mexico}

WILL: This isn't gonna work! We need a new tactic!

{zoom out to show TheDenzel sitting at his computer with the email happening on it. TheDenzel turns around as Bluebry comes into view, sitting behind him}

THEDENZEL: Eh, Bluebry? How would one defeat Texas?

BLUEBRY: Uh... from not freedom?

THEDENZEL: That's perfect! {turns back around. Return to the email}

WILL: To the government! {flies off}

{cut to the white house. Will flies into the oval office. A monkey sits on the desk}

WILL: Mr. President! We need you to take away all freedom from Texas.

MONKEY: {shrugs}

WILL: {pulls out a bananna} I have a bananna!

MONKEY: {takes it and pushes the random "Take Freedom Away From Texas Button"}

{cut back to the fight. Texas is suddenly covered in bars and painting a plastic toy}

TEXAS: {in an asian little girl voice} No! They take my freedom! Now I paint spongebob!

'{cut back to Will's computer room. The 4 heros stand there.}

DOLAN: Eh, what just happened?

ETHAN: Yeah, what kind of an ending was that?

WILL: Don't worry about it. It was just an attempt at WUW humor.

ETHAN: ...k

{Will turns back around to the computer}

WILL: {typing} So there you have it. Superpowers. I wonder what they'll do with Texas now.... oh well. I never thought they were that good a state any way. G'night everyone! {rolls off. The words, "click here to email Will" appear on the screen.}

Easter Eggs

• If you click on "Texas" at the end, you will see a clip of a Bluebry and Noid advertisement'

ANNOUNCER: Tired of not Texas not rampaging your country? Bluebry and Noid can change all that. {"BLUEBRY NOID 08" appears on screen} Bluebry & Noid 08! HECK YEAH!

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