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Once upon a time, there was a guy, who was just walking through the desert. All of a sudden, a rock hit his head and blew up. The guy that threw the rock laughed at him, but then other people came over and said that what he did wasn't very nice.

And the guy said, "Play the best song in the world or I'll eat your soul."

And so they started to break into a fully choreographed line dance/musical. The guy in the front sang "WAR, HUGH. WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"

But then some other guy came up and said "But war is good." And then they said, "Oh yeah. It is." So then they started shooting at each other with their guns, and they all died.

The moral of the story: War spelled backwards is Raw. Raw beef has parasites which are gross and can kill you.

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