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Wiki TV/Mitchell
First, keep in mind, I was in the original Wiki TV, when you are judging this. I am also not entirely sure how the new system works (or if there's a new system at all). If I do something incorrect, please let me know. Now, with that being said, enjoy Mitchell's Mailbag.
{Open up to a view of Mitchell in front of a desk clearly saying "Mitchell's Mailbag", there is a bag on the desk saying "Mitchell's Mailbag". Mitchell is looking around with a grin on his face as the audience applauds from around him.}
MITCHELL: Thank you, thank you. {laughs a bit as applaud continues} Hehe, wow. {looks down at the ground}
{Applauds finally quiet down and stop.}
MITCHELL: It's been a while, hasn't it?
{Audience laughs.}
MITCHELL: Well, I can see now that it's that time again. This is the section of the show where you send me your questions, whether they make sense or not and I give you my opinion, whether it be about the show or about a personal thought. Please join me, for a brand new Mitchell's Mailbag.
{Camera zooms in slightly, Mitchell goes around his desk and goes behind it, digging his hand into the "mailbag" and grabbing a shoe, then throwing it aside, then grabbing some keys and throwing it aside, then resumes throwing stuff away as he takes out a half-eaten apple, a packet of chips and a broken calculator.}
MITCHELL: Ugh, junkmail.
{The audience laughs. Mitchell then presents a piece of paper with writing on it.}
MITCHELL: Ah, here we go. It looks like we've got only one letter after all these years and it says... final warning!?
Will create more soon, this is currently incomplete.