User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/Rants/4

Loved by many, hated by more.

Now you're probably thinking, oh look ol' sephy hasta go hatin on rap again blud, but no. I can't stand rap, but I could tolerate it more if this asshole wasn't part of it.

For one, his lyrics are annoying and repetitive. These are some lyrics from some of his (so called) songs.

From: Booty Meat.

Girl shake that bootymeat all up on me Soulja boy up in this thing come and hang wit me I'm ya ace boon coonja champagne wit me take a bubble bath come and switch lanes wit me I'm the number one stunna let me see what you got, I'm the baller round town let see how you pop, I'm ya girl best friend let me see how you hop, put that thang in the air and make it drop

From: Bird Walk.

Step in side da club fresh from head to toe, Hit my bird walk and den I messin wit my merry-go, Wen im in da d-town, Dallas Wassup bro Wen im in da A-pull pally Wat happenin folk Wen im in Chicago they hollerin Now wassup joe Now im back to Mississippi they telling me Wassup mayne They telling me da same thing Wen im in new york Was good sun, just hustlin

From: Yahhh. Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, b****, Yahhh! (Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, B****, Yahhh! (Are there any 30 boyz that...) Yah, Yah, B****, yah yahhh! (Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next...) yahhh, yahhh, B****!

Ok... Seriously? what the hell? BOOTY MEAT?! YAHH? WHAT KIND OF SONGS ARE THOSE?

OH GOD... OH GOD...

oh god..

hold me..

Now, now... Let's finish this.

Another thing that bothers me is the Soulja Boy Tell'em dance. What the hell is it supposed to be? You turn your hands like a motorbike, move your legs and kick a bit then hop a few times with your arms to their sides.... WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DANCE IS THAT? IT'S LIKE A SPASM! Jesus H Christ....

Update November 28, 2008

Ok, now I hate this guy even more. This person is not only a bad rapper, but also a tremendous asshole. Just watch this video of him.

He gets a friend request on Xbox 360 by a fan, and what does he do? He takes the piss and demands the person to grovel to him, making him say that he is the best rapper ever. After Soulja Boy told him to say that he loved him, he started to shout and howl, and repeat F*G*** F*G*** F*G***. What kind of rolemodel is that.