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User:Brerose/Characters/Reginald
Reginald can confuse the strategies of a foe. Additionally, he has been known to become almost weightless, but doing so drains his sense of smell for one day. Reginald has been known to take control of radiation and bend it to his will and he has mastered the ability to create sand out of thin air. Also, he has an unheard-of danger sense and he is able to deflect flame. Reginald has inherited all of the powers and talents of a beetle, however never in darkness. Additionally, he wields a magical polearm that also grants a marvelous ability to see the past and he has the power to leap into the astral plane using a fantastic sport-utility vehicle. Reginald has the power to take control of sharks and he wades into combat wielding a cataclysmic minigun. He possesses the power to force vampires to obey his every command and he developed the talent to communicate with germs telepathically. Reginald rides an astonishing minivan into battle and he has learned to tunnel through solid air.