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User:Badstar/Gilligan Battle/Yobnaf
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GILLIGAN: {Waiting in a colliseum for Yobnaf}
YOBNAF: Hey, I am in front of you.
GILLIGAN: Oh. Well, shall we begin this epic battle of epic...ness?
YOBNAF: NEVER say that or I will summon Nagillig
GILLIGAN: Nagillig? That sounds like a rejected Dungeons And Dragons monster.
YOBNAF: Then you called yourself one! It is your name backwards.
GILLIGAN: NOBODY TRICKS ME INTO CALLING MYSELF A REJECTED NERDY GAME CHARACTER!!! NOW WE MUST FIGHT!!!!!!
YOBNAF: Ohh, I'm so scared! Summoning... FLESYM!!!
{A purple orb comes on stage. It explodes into a exploson of exploding exploding stuff.}
GILLIGAN: {Gets sent flying into a wall.} Ow...
YOBNAF: That hurt, huh?
{Yobnaf sends an army of Ikiw Resu to get Gilligan}
GILLIGAN Awwwwww, {bleep}...