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the average guy

THIS OS THE AVERAGE GUY HE JUST MOVED HERE FROM PENN STATE AFTER GETTING HIS DEGREE IN PODIATRY AND PHARMACEUTICALS HE IS NOT A FAN OF THE DEVOUT CHRISTIAN NOR IS HE THE PARTIAL TO THE GOTH GIRL BUT HE MAKES FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE ELSE WHILE HE LIVES IN HIS HOME-MADE BUNGALOW

the devout christian

THIS GUY IS HATED BY EVERYBODY BECAUSE HE DOES LOTS OF GENERIC AND STEREOTYPICAL CHRISTIAN THINGS WHILE FORCING HIS USELESS VALUES ON PEOPLE HE LIVES ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE AVERAGE GUY AND HE ALWAYS CARRIES A POCKET JESUS AND PRAYS WITH IT WAY TOO MUCH

the punky kid

HE IS THE GUY THAT THE OLD PEOPLE THROW FRUIT AT AND HE ALWAYS DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH BECAUSE HE TRIES TO DO BAD AND UNPLANNED STUNTS

the coffee guy

THIS IS THE GUY THAT WORKS AT THE COFFEE SHOP HE IS THE "BEST FRIEND" OF THE FRUITY GUY AND HE LIKES HANGING OUT WITH THE AVERAGE GUY TOO HE IS WELL TO DO AND ALSO LIKES TO DRAW PICTURES BUT HE'S NO ARTIST

the goth girl

THE GOTH GIRL LIVES NEXT DOOR TO THE AVERAGE GUY AND SHE BLASTS HER MUSIC OUT LOUD RIGHT IN HIS DIRECTION BUT HER MORALS ARE GOOD AND SHE THINKS SHES FRIENDS WITH HIM BUT THEY JUST DON'T TALK THAT MUCH FOR FRIENDS

the fruity guy

THE FRUITY GUY WORKS AT THE FRUIT STORE AND HE IS A VERY QUESTIONABLE MAN HE LIVES WITH THE COFFEE GUY IN A SMALL CONDO COMPLEX DOWNTOWN AND HE IS A BIG FAN OF ALL OF THOSE QUESTIONABLE BANDS AND HE LIKES TO COOK

the old people

THEY ALL LIVE AT THE HOME NEAR THE AVERAGE GUYS HOUSE AND THEY ALWAYS YELL AND ACT RUDE DOING LOTS OF THINGS THAT ARE MEAN AND OLD LIKE SPRAY-PAINTING "YOUNG PEOPLE AND RAP ARTISTS SUCK" ON THE BACK OF THE LOCAL DAIRY TRUCK

the dairy man

HE DRIVES AROUND IN HIS LOCAL DAIRY TRUCK HANDING OUT HIS HEAVENLY WHITE NECTAR TO THE PEOPLE EVERYDAY AND IN HIS SPARE TIME HE SUPPOSEDLY FISHES AND READS LOTS OF BOOKS