The World's Greatest/36

oh no

Transcript

{Open to the two of them both asleep. It is night time in wherever they're flying past. Suddenly, Quint wakes up}

QUINT: ARGH!

{This yelp wakes Henry up}

HENRY: WHAT, WHAT?

QUINT: I dreamt I was in creative limbo for ages!

{Suddenly, a high, slightly annoying voice with an English accent is heard}

SAID VOICE: That was no dream!

{A small boy with long, brown hair and a green and blue striped wooly hat spazzes onto the scene. He identifies as "SI"}

QUINT AND HENRY: OH MY GOD, IT'S THE AUTHOR!

SI: That's right, everyone's favourite sexy beast is here to tell you some important things! Namely that I can't be arsed to update you.

HENRY: Well, fair enough, no-one reads this, you can write whatever you like.

SI: This is true.

{suddenly a tiger appears!!}

QUINT AND HENRY: AHHH, A TIGER!

TIGER: I am hear to eat you >:)

SI: Don't worry I shall save the day!

{SI saves the day}

QUINT AND HENRY: Hooray!

SI: Anyway, see you, kiddies, I'm off to be loved by all the ladies!

{BeSI goes off to be loved by all the ladies}

QUINT: What a wonderful man! I'm sure he's rich too!

HENRY: And a total badass! His hat is so cool!

QUINT: I concur.

{Short pause because I don't know anything else}

QUINT: wait we're still getting updated rig-

{End}