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The Musculants/Uranium Man
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Gus Russell (better known as Uranium Man) (born October 7, 1993) is one of the fifteen members of the superhero league, The Musculants. He actually has no powers. The only reason Seth Warrant (the leading member and CEO) named him Uranium Man, is because he thought Gus was an anus analogy based on the title of a Limp Bizkit album, Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water.
History
In 2008, still living in Los Angeles, California at age 15, Gus Russell left his freshman year of high school for the summer. He was working as a pizza delivery boy at Zumpy's Pizza, which was run by his dad, while his mom was on vacation at Las Vegas for a business trip. He delivered a pizza at an unknown place, which was written "69 Sheet Stein St." Feeling dissatisfied, he thought he would go and take the pizza back. Meanwhile, Zumpy's was robbed and was murdered by Laughjack (then unknown person), as he murdered Gus's dad, and just as soon as Gus came back, Zumpy's exploded. At the same time, his mom was found dead at a hotel room by Laughjack's agents.
A funeral took place three days later, and Gus was going to the orphanage. However, one guy by the name of Seth Warrant founded a superhero company at the city of Hero Nation, California, not far from LA. Gus confirmed join the up-and-coming team, and for whatever baffling reason, Seth called him Uranium Man thanks to his anus analogy from the title of a Limp Bizkit album. Seth then trains *snicker* Uranium Man, and then he was joined with Captain Democracy, The Indestructible Dwayne, Black Galaxy, Coyote, and Vulture. They were in search to foil Laughjack's plans.
Personality
He is a fish-out-of-water superhero, in a similar vibe to Starlord (Guardians of the Galaxy) and Fry (Futurama), and much like the latter, he is pretty dumb at times. He wears a white suit and mask, and a red cape.
