(even if you aren't vegan)
The Legend of NachoMan: The Magic Time Flute/1
{Open: darkness.}
SKULLB: Hello, there, Chwoka.
CHWOKA: Hey.
SKULLB: Did I ever tell you about the three Triforce Goddesses?
CHWOKA: Like every day.
SKULLB: Well let me tell you again. Just for old times' sake!
CHWOKA: Oh, come on...
{The scene fades into a rainy, gloomy, thundering sky. Three golden triangles descend into the shot.}
SKULLB: In the beginning, there was naught but storms and darkness. And from this awful world arose the Golden Power... the Triforce. And from the Triforce came the three Goddesses-
CHWOKA: Shadow Scythe, Shwoo, and Super Sam. I heard.
SKULLB: Good to see you've been paying attention, Chwoka.
CHWOKA: Well it's hard to forget after fifty times!
{The triangles turn into golden, female figures. They start flying.}
SKULLB: Shadow Scythe molded the land out of rough rock, creating the earth upon which we stand today.
CHWOKA: And Shwoo created the oceans and water and gave the earth the ability to hold life, right?
SKULLB: Right. And Super Sam gave the earth the seed that would sprout into the multitude of flora and fauna we see today.
CHWOKA: So far nothing's changed.
{The scene shifts to a fiery background. The silhouette of a man on a horse is in the foreground.}
SKULLB: Of course, there have been numerous times when the Golden Power was almost taken... and I fear that now it will be no different. Have you heard?
CHWOKA: Hm? What's going on now?
SKULLB: There is a man of the Gerudo who the king is taking a shine to. I fear he may be trying to get to the Golden Power.
CHWOKA: Wait... this is new.
SKULLB: Don't you know? Within the castle walls, there lies a fragment of the Golden Power... and I'm afraid we're without a hero.
CHWOKA: ... Really.
SKULLB: Yes, really. ... Now, then. Chwoka. I want you to wake the boy without a fairy.
CHWOKA: You mean Bl-
SKULLB: Yes. Precisely. Now go, Chwoka. Go and wake him. His journey is about to begin.
{Fade to black.}