TheCheese Emails/virus

{TheCheese and NachoMan are lying on the beach, lovingly staring into each other's eyes.}

NACHOMAN: So, TheCheese, how come you never had a virus email for your PBTC The Cheat Emails?

THECHEESE: I don't know, it just seemed like a silly fad.

NACHOMAN: Huh.

THECHEESE: Or maybe my computer was just really virus-proof. That could always be a storyline.

NACHOMAN: But, um...

THECHEESE: What?

NACHOMAN: You do have a virus.

THECHEESE: What do you mean?

NACHOMAN: You have HIV, TheCheese.

THECHEESE: ...No. You're kidding.

NACHOMAN: No, I'm not. I'm sorry. {;~;}

THECHEESE: But, you told me you got yourself tested.

NACHOMAN: I did. I just came out positive.

THECHEESE: I can't...believe this. {;_;}

NACHOMAN: I hope...we can still be together...

THECHEESE: I don't know, I need some time to think this through...

NACHOMAN: {holding back tears} I...understand.

THECHEESE: I need to...go. {TheCheese gets up and begins walking away}

NACHOMAN: But...

{NachoMan's board shorts fall off}

{They make passionate love on the beach}