TDBSS/eps/ep3

Overview

DBS Show #3: The Kid-apult

CAST: Sparky, Joey, Dash, Blaze

PLACES: Sparky's room, Sparky's kitchen, Dash's living room, The hill

PAGE TITLE: The Dash, Blaze, and Sparky Show!

Transcript

{Open: Sparky's bedroom. Sparky is half-asleep.}

SPARKY: Urghh... what time is it...

{Sparky then creeps out of bed in nothing but a sleeveless shirt and some boxers. He walks to the dresser and puts on the usual clothes. He then stumbles to the kitchen, and opens the fridge to reach for an energy drink. He gives it a few swigs, crunches the can, and throws it over his shoulder.}

SPARKY: {slightly more energized} That's the stuff... Now to Dash's house.

{Suddenly, his little brother, Joey, comes around the corner.}

JOEY: Who are you talking to?

SPARKY: N- nobody.

{Sparky heads out the door, and hops on his bike, and pedals to Dash's house.}

JOEY: ... Weirdo.

{Cut: Dash's Living room. Dash and Blaze are playing video games, both are wide awake.}

DASH: Hey, where have you been, early bird!

BLAZE: Sparky, it's 12 in the morning. You should of been awake earlier.

{Sparky then flops on the couch and grabs a controller.}

SPARKY: Sorry... it's been a slow day. Well, for atleast the half an hour I've been awake for.

BLAZE: ... Wow. Your sleep pattern is out of whack.

SPARKY: Whatever. So, what are we going to do this episode?

DASH: I'd gladly hurt you again!

BLAZE: I don't know...

DASH: I guess we could hang out ar something.

SPARKY: I sense some writer's block!

BLAZE: Yup.

DASH: I thought of a pretty good idea!

SPARKY: Say it for the sake of our-uh... un boredom!

DASH: Well, it's called the Kid-apult!

BLAZE: Sounds good already!

DASH: What it does is it launches little brats as far as the eye can see. The way we lure them in is with a double sided sign. One side says "Free candy", while the other side says "Kid-apult! 25 cents!" Brilliant, isn't it!

SPARKY: Wouldn't we get in trouble by the parents? And what about innocent little children?

DASH: Good point.

BLAZE: We could just launch ordinary objects! Like, say, an old computer or something!

DASH: Well, my dad does have some old computers from years past in the basement!

SPARKY: Hell yes! Lets do this!

DASH: Man, I've been waiting to use this for years! Now, let's wheel the Old computer-pult ot of my closet!

{Cut: The hill. The catapult is stationed at the top of the hill, alonside the trio and a sack of old computers.}

DASH: Okay boys, ready the computers!

{Sparky places a computer on the catapult. The camera zooms out, to be able to see the top and the bottom of the hill.}

DASH: Open fire!

{Sparky triggers the catapult, and the computer is sent flying. Blaze pulls out a shotgun from hammerspace and fires at the computer. Inexplicably, the computer bursts like fireworks.}

BLAZE: Woo!

{Pause.}

DASH: Let's do it again!

{Cue credits.}