Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/KPSRTV/Wealthy Graham's Outing

Toon Category: Holiday Toons

The Ninja Pom Pom, Strong Happy and their friends help Wealthy Graham prepare for his date.

Characters(in order of appearance): Mr. Shmallow, Strong Happy, The Ninja Pom Pom, Wealthy Graham, Homespeak Gamer, Old-Timey Cute Pom

Places: Someplace, Dance class, NPP's living room

Page Title: Now in a color!

Transcript

MR. SHMALLOW: Welcome to the latest The Ninja Pom Pom cartoon, sponsored by Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights! Now in a color!

{Cut to Strong Happy.}

MR. SHMALLOW: Starring Strong Happy...

{Cut to The Ninja Pom Pom.}

MR. SHMALLOW: The Ninja Pom Pom...

{Cut to Wealthy Graham.}

MR. SHMALLOW: Wealthy Graham...

{Cut to Homespeak Gamer.}

MR. SHMALLOW: Homespeak Gamer...

{Cut to the rest.}

MR. SHMALLOW: And the rest!

{Cut to SH and TNPP standing somewhere.}

TNPP: Yes siree.

{Wealthy Graham enters.}

WEALTHY GRAHAM: I got a hot date!

SH: What's the lady's name?

WEALTHY GRAHAM: Mulzipan!

SH: ...Okay...{almost sarcastic)...yay...

TNPP: Take this tie. It gets you hotter.

{TNPP gives WG a tie, which turns into a bat.}

WG: Huh?

TNPP: Oh, yea. Everything you touch becomes creepy.

WG: No, that only applies to ties.

TNPP: Remember the ice cream inncident? {shows a picture of WG standing around a blob of ice cream about to eat TNPP and SH} I don't trust dairy anymore.

WG: I remember it being tie flavored. I can't touch anything related to ties.

TNPP: The guitar massacre? {shows a pic of WG standing around a evil guitar chasing TNPP and SH} Same with guitars.

WG: That was sold in a tie store.

TNPP: The details I can never remember.

SH: Let's go.

{All exit. Cut to a dance class.}

OLD-TIMEY CUTE POM: Okay, Wealthy Graham, you'll need to turn those hard knees into bees' knees!

{WG starts dancing, then dies. Cartoon's over, cut to NPP and SR watching it on TV.}

NPP: Get up, WG. Keep trying!