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SkullB's Missing Jerry
One day, in the blue land of Decentville, SkullB woke out to find that his precious Jerry was missing! "Help!" said SkullB as he drived out of bed and out the door. When he got out, he saw Tom Cruise was holding his Jerry in his pelvis!
"You unhand my Jerry, you jackass!" SkullB said, quickly.
"Never!" said Tom Cruise, his kidney raised high.
"Then I'll just make you," said SkullB. SkullB then kicked Tom Cruise, knocking the Jerry out of his hands.
"Dang!!" said Tom Cruise as he ran away. In the end, SkullB got his Jerry back, and it was a weird day from then on.
The End!
