Liamemail.omelet/powers

Transcript

LIAME: This is probably the first email checked outside!

JOHN: Time to meet...

LIAME: PURP 400!

MAN: Yes, the Purp 400! The next generation in computers! Made in 1964, this thing is the best!

{a bird poops on the man}

subj: good

Hey, Liame!

Have you ever used your wizardry powers
for good or evil? Tell us!

- ZPP

LIAME: That depends. Sometimes, evil.

{cut to a mall. Liame and John are there}

LIAME: {vo} Like this time!

{Liame shoots John with fire when he is picking up a penny}

LIAME: {vo} Can't forget that time! And also this:

{Cuts to a day care. Babies are there. One is drooling.}

LIAME: {creepy voice} HELLO LITTLE BABY.

{the baby cries. When the baby is distracted, he shoots fire at him.}

LIAME: {vo} Heh heh. Can't forget that! Sometimes I use it for good.

JOHN: {vo} Like when?

LIAME: {vo} Like that time... Err.... You know... That... Um..... Uhhhhh....

JOHN: {vo} We don't have all day!

LIAME: {vo} Okay! I've never used them for good...

JOHN: {vo} Okay, cut back now.

{cuts back}

LIAME: Okay, how 'bout some fast food?

JOHN: I call Burger King!

LIAME: No, let's go to Wendy's. They have spicy burgers!

JOHN: BK grills the burgers!

LIAME: So?

When John is picking up a penny, click on him to see a penny with John on it.
At the end, click on Liame when John says Burger King to see The BK King.
- On older and slower computers, it's only the frame.