LEFT 4 DEAD

{Open to a main street in an abandoned Wiki City. In the middle of it is haos, Badstar, Zoo, and Raiku. Each of them is wearing body armour and they are each holding a gun.}

BADSTAR: Heh, who knew? That Wiki City would end up being overrun by the undead?

HAOS: They're not undead. They're diseased human beings that have been robbed of their consciousness, their minds, and their souls.

BADSTAR: So they're undead?

HAOS: No. They're Zombies, but not undead.

RAIKU: {Offscreen} HEY GUYS

HAOS: Wait, what are you doing?

{Pan over to reveal Raiku standing on an abandoned car, it's alarm about to go off at any second.}

HAOS: RAIKU YOU MORON, GET OFF OF THERE, YOU'LL ATTRACT THE H-..

{The car's alarm goes off, attracting masses of zombies.}

HAOS: I hate you. I really hate you.

{Hundreds of zombies come from each direction to attack the survivors. Sure enough, they each pull out a massive weapon and they start shooting.}

ZOO: You know, I'm usually a non-violent person, but this really takes an edge off of my stress.

BADSTAR: Really? Now that you mention it, it's an excellent way to vent.. {Checks pocket, and pulls out a pipebomb.} Oh, I forgot I had one of these. {Throws the pipebomb across the street, luring the zombies towards it.} BIG BOOM. {The pipebomb explodes with the zombies around it, taking them with it.}

HAOS: Wow. That actually worked. Nice one.

{A growling noise is heard in the distance}

BADSTAR: Wait.. is that a-..

ZOO: Yep.

RAIKU: TANK!!

{A huge, musclebound zombie version of Dinoshaur bursts in through a fence. Another horde come in with him.}

DINOTANK: MAH BAWLS IN YO FACE!!! MAH BAWLS IN YO FAAAAACE!!!

HAOS: Bitch, you HAVE to be joking me.

{Dinotank picks up a nearby car and tosses it at the survivors. He just misses.}

ZOO: Say... Badstar? You don't have another pipebomb, do you?

BADSTAR: All out.

ZOO: Crap.

HAOS: {Starts shooting at Dinotank.} Hey guys, I hate to break up your conversation, but can you... you know? HELP ME KILL THIS THING?!

BADSTAR: but it's dinoshaur ;_;

HAOS: ...IT'S A TANK.

BADSTAR: Oh, you're no fun. {Shoots at Dinotank.}

RAIKU: Molotov! {Smashes molotov cocktail over his head, setting him on fire. He then runs towards Dinotank and hugs him. The fire damage ends up killing Dinotank and leaving Raiku slightly injured.}

ZOO: Wow. That.. worked. Thanks Raiku.

RAIKU: ...ANY TIME.

{Timeswipe. The survivors are walking down a dark alley, towards a staircase that will take them to the top of the building. Suddenly, crying is heard.}

HAOS: Guys.. turn off your lights.. IT'S A WITCH.

{Zoo quickly points his in the direction of the witch, revealing it to be JCM.}

ZOO: Hey! It's Jicem!

RAIKU: LEMME AT HIM!!

BADSTAR, ZOO, AND HAOS: RAIKU, NO!!

{Raiku kicks JCM and startles him, causing JCM to start clawing at Raiku with his witch claws. Everyone stops.}

BADSTAR: Hey haos.. Shouldn't we help?

HAOS: No. We just watch.

{A minute later, JCM has finished clawing Raiku and leaves. Zoo goes up to him and revives him.}

HAOS: Okay.. All we need to do now is to climb that staircase. Let's just do it.

{The 4 make their way up the staircase, until suddenly, a smoker grabs haos by the neck and starts pulling him down.}

HAOS: Shit.

ZOO: Oh look. It's Bluebry. Hey Bluebry!

{Smokerbry acknowledges the greeting and waves back. Suddenly he decides to give up, freeing haos and leaving.}

ZOO: Aw, that's nice of him.

HAOS: ..LET'S GET OUR SKINNY ASSES UP HERE. NOW.

{Timeswipe. The crew are now on the roof of the building. They are all huffing for breath.}

BADSTAR: We.. We made it. WE MADE IT!! WE'RE ALIVE!!!

HAOS: Son, we only just crossed the street.

{A helicopter flies over them.}

HELICOPTER: ANY SURVIVORS REPORT TO KIRBYCHU'S RESORT FOR RESCUE, KIRBYCHU'S RESORT TO RESCUE!!

HAOS: I guess I know where we're going then.

{The camera zooms out on the survivors, with sinister music playing.}

THE END.