Iori Email.cheese/02

Iori gets a jewel named after him.

Cast: Iori, Museum Employee

Transcript

IORI: {singing while typing "iori_email.exe"} Email song! I can't think of an email song!

Subject: your awesome nameyness

Hey Iori,
Your name is so awesome.
You should have a relic named
after you, like "The Orb of Iori"
or "The Saint Jewel Emerald of Iori"
or quite possibly even "The Steel Toe of Iori"
or something.
Sinserly,
RAINBO WSWORD MASTER GUYMAN

{after "Your name is so awesome.", Iori says "Why, thank you!". Instead of "RAINBO WSWORD MASTER GUYMAN", Iori says "Rambo, wishing well, whatever."}

IORI: {typing} Ha, those names are like subtitles for an Indiana Jones movie! Anyway, a relic named after me? That sounds awesome! I hear that the local museum has some jewels n' stuff that some of the employees are naming after random people. I know that there's an "Emerald of Coach Z", so let's go over there. {slight pause} Coach Z has an emerald named after him. Rubbish I say!

{cut to the inside of a museum where Iori and a museum employee are}

EMPLOYEE: You want a jewel named after you, right?

IORI: Yes. Is there a red one?

EMPLOYEE: Yes, the red ones are rubies.

IORI: Nah, ruby is also a girls name. Any others?

EMPLOYEE: Emeralds, diamonds- {interuptted}

IORI: Can a diamond be red?

EMPLOYEE: Unless we paint it red, then no.

IORI: Well paint it then!

EMPLOYEE: Okay.

The next day...

{they're at the museum. the employee shows Iori the red diamond}

IORI: Wow, it looks like it hasn't been painted.

EMPLOYEE: That's because it hasn't. I found this.

IORI: Wow. A red diamond.

EMPLOYEE: The name of this diamond will be "The Red Diamond of Iori". Is that good?

IORI: Dude, you sound like a computer. Oh, and yes.

EMPLOYEE: Alright. We'll put up the diamond for display tommorow.

IORI: Sweet!

{cut back at the compy}

IORI: Well, there you have it, Rambo. A red diamond named after me. Awesome, eh? They let anyone get a jewel named after them, so it may not seem as cool to you as I think it is. Now allow me to end this email with a fade to the diamond named after me. ...{FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE!!!}

{fade to the diamond in the museum}

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Fun Facts

Real World References

• Iori mentions Rambo and Indiana Jones.

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