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ok, this IRC log is ridiculously long. so don't read it if you have no time also, something new, i have a bold caption telling you where it took place. because we were all over making channels and stuff. and everything in bold is not original. i also added things that say who got the channel. this may be a work in progress. i actually may be able to continue. if mike and raiku'll continue fighting. also, one last thing, mike says the f word somewhere in the end, so if you don't like swearing for some reason, whatever it is, don't see it.



takeover:

''''the castle rival planning:'''

<HSB150> all castles are tyrranies 
<MichaelXX2> he's not coming back 
<HSB150> ever? 
*** ChanServ sets mode -o on MichaelXX2 
<MichaelXX2> ever 
<HSB150> :O 
<MichaelXX2> i warned him 
<HSB150> that was another he already made 
<MichaelXX2> do you like it here? 
<MichaelXX2> JASON, I HAVE TO DESTROY ALL INVADING CASTLES. I NEED OPS AT EVERY FAKE CASTLE 
<MichaelXX2> please?! 
<MichaelXX2> okay?! 
<HSB150> the rival kingdoms? 
<MichaelXX2> yes 
<MichaelXX2> ready? 
<MichaelXX2> ARE YOU READY?! 
<MichaelXX2> JASON 
<HSB150> for... 
<MichaelXX2> DESTROYING THEM 
<HSB150> oh 
<HSB150> no 
<MichaelXX2> why not? 
<MichaelXX2> this castle is better
<HSB150> you need to conwuer them in battle 
<MichaelXX2> mmmfffff 
<HSB150> try that 
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on MichaelXX2 
<HSB150> ... 
<HSB150> ok 
<MichaelXX2> PLEASE 
<HSB150> no need to get the gun 
<MichaelXX2> ARE YOU DOING IT?! 
<HSB150> i'll do it 
<MichaelXX2> are you gonna? 
<MichaelXX2> yes 
<HSB150> well, where are you? 
<MichaelXX2> DE CASTLE 
<HSB150> i'm supposed to op you, and you reg them 
<MichaelXX2> yes 
<MichaelXX2> one down 
<MichaelXX2> one to go 
<HSB150> one sec 
<HSB150> logging 
<MichaelXX2> ready for the next invasion?
<HSB150> yes
<MichaelXX2> alright 
<MichaelXX2> next stop... 
<MichaelXX2> de_castle! 
<MichaelXX2> wait 
<MichaelXX2> i mean ze castle! 
<MichaelXX2> ready? 
<HSB150> you have ze castle already 
<HSB150> el castle 
<MichaelXX2> oh 
<MichaelXX2> right
<MichaelXX2> YOU DON'T HAVE OPS 
<MichaelXX2> get him to give you ops 
<HSB150> oh 
<HSB150> he won't now 
<HSB150> he knows our plan 
<HSB150> we have to invade tomorrow
<HSB150> at like, 9:00 am 
<MichaelXX2> yeah 
<HSB150> he's asleep then 
<HSB150> i'll op first 
<MichaelXX2> actually, he's at school when i finish school 
<MichaelXX2> so the takeover shall begin 
<HSB150> we wait for him to join, then *boom*
<MichaelXX2> I destroy three channels 
<MichaelXX2> destroyed 
<MichaelXX2> ze castle, ze castle... 
<HSB150> this is still on word 
<HSB150> not ewiki, btw 
<MichaelXX2> good 
<HSB150> so he won't see it until *boom*
<MichaelXX2> woo-hoo 
<HSB150> yes 
<MichaelXX2> he doesn't know how to register a channel, so as soon as he leaves it, it's ours for the taking 
<MichaelXX2> then i register it, and abandon it and don't drop the channel 
<HSB150> yeah 
<HSB150> don't drop them 
<HSB150> that's like giving him back territory 
<MichaelXX2> i never will 
<MichaelXX2> i know better than that 
<HSB150> le castle 
<MichaelXX2> does he know of our plans of takeovers? 
<MichaelXX2> DO YOU HAVE OPS?! 
<MichaelXX2> JASON, OPS, LE CASTLE 
<MichaelXX2> JAY-HAY-HAY-SOON 
<MichaelXX2> Jason? 
<MichaelXX2> Good job, Jason 
<HSB150> hey 
*** ChanServ sets mode -o on MichaelXX2 
<HSB150> i was logging still  
<HSB150> stop kicking me 
<MichaelXX2> i didn't kick you 
<MichaelXX2> wait, from #le_castle, i had to 
<MichaelXX2> i have to destroy every castle possible except this one 
<HSB150> yeah 
<HSB150> at least let me log our victory
<MichaelXX2> I must search for and destroy every possible castle out there 
<MichaelXX2> anymore castles i haven't conquered?


'''#de castle:'''

MichaelXX2 has joined #de_castle 
<HSB150> sorry, raiku 
*** HSB150 sets mode +o on MichaelXX2 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on HSB15O 
<Raiku> NOOOO 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on HSB150 
<Raiku> IDIOT 
<HSB150> he threatened to shoot me 
*** ChanServ sets channel mode to -s 
*** ChanServ sets channel mode to +t 
*** ChanServ sets channel mode to +c

'''''DEFEATED'''''


'''#le castle'''

<Raiku> ops 
<HSB150> hmmm.... 
<Raiku> Op 
<Raiku> ops 
<Raiku> o 
<Raiku> ops 
<Raiku> op 
<Raiku> so 
<Raiku> pos 
*** MichaelXX2 has joined #le_castle 
<Raiku> el opos 
<Raiku> please 
<Raiku> NOw 
<Raiku> DON"T HWLP GIM 
<Raiku> :'( 
<HSB150> (major mental conflict) 
<Raiku> :'( 
<Raiku> ops 
<Raiku> kick mike 
<HSB150> (revolution or obedience) 
<HSB150> hmmm... 
<Raiku> revolution! 
*** HSB150 sets mode +o on MichaelXX2 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on HSB150 
<Raiku> wait, which helps? 
<Raiku> NOOOOOOOOOOo 
<Raiku> BITCH 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on Raiku
*** ChanServ sets channel mode to -s 
*** ChanServ sets channel mode to +t 
*** ChanServ sets channel mode to +c

'''''DEFEATED'''''

'''Afterward, I tell raiku the plan…'''

<HSB150> to trick him 
<Raiku> ##de_castle 
<Raiku> ##le_castle 
<Raiku> DON'T TELL HIM 
<Raiku> Acullty, tell him, and I will ban him. 
<Raiku> ##Ze_castle 
<Raiku> DO IT 
<HSB150> ##ze castle 
<HSB150> oh 
<Raiku> tell him about them 
<HSB150> no 
<HSB150> we have a plan 
<Raiku> Yes. I will ban him. :well: 
<HSB150> not yet 
<Raiku> What Plan? 
<HSB150> we need el_castle tommorrow while you're asleep 
<Raiku>  NO, ASK HIM TO JOIN SO I CAN BAN HIM


'''#el castle'''

<HSB150> this'll be good 
<MichaelXX3> Change your name. I will be you. 
<MichaelXX3> CHANGE YOUR NAME FOR ME 
*** MichaelXX3 is now known as HSB15O 
*** HSB15O sets mode -o on HSB150 
*** HSB15O is now known as Raiku 
<Raiku> #Mike_Sucks 
<Raiku> Tell him I made that. 
*** MichaelXX2 has joined #el_castle 
*** MichaelXX2 has left #el_castle 
<Raiku> #Mike_Sucks 
<HSB150> le castle's stil not taken 
<HSB150> you haven't gotten there? 
*** ChanServ sets channel mode to -s 
*** ChanServ sets channel mode to +t 
*** ChanServ sets channel mode to +c 
<HSB150> :O 
<HSB150> you just... 
*** ChanServ has joined #el_castle 
*** irc.freenode.net sets mode +o on ChanServ 
<Raiku> To Be safe 

'''''RAIKU GET'''''

'''back at the castle'''

<MichaelXX2> anymore castles i haven't conquered? 
<MichaelXX2> besides el castle 
<HSB150> he has el_castle 
<HSB150> he figured out the registry 
<MichaelXX2> O.O

el castle:


*** MichaelXX2 has joined #el_castle 
<MichaelXX2> YOU DIDN'T REGISTER THIS 
<MichaelXX2> I HATE YOU 
*** Raiku sets mode +b on *[email protected].* 
*** MichaelXX2 has been kicked by Raiku (Raiku)
<Raiku> MWAHAHAHAHAHA

'''''(ban'd)'''''

'''''(ow!, my IRC channel!)'''''

'''''(another words, HE A'FIRED A WALRUS)'''''

''##ze castle…''

*** Channel mode is +sn 
<HSB150> here i am 
*** ChanServ sets channel mode to -s 
*** ChanServ sets channel mode to +t 
*** ChanServ sets channel mode to +c

'''#the castle'''

***SuperMartyoBro has joined #the_castle 
<MichaelXX2> It's SMB 
<HSB150> oh 
<HSB150> cool 
<MichaelXX2> so, do you use chat.hrwiki.org or a client? 
<HSB150> do not tell him of the plans 
<HSB150> mike 
<HSB150> repore to private

'''''(i was surprised SMB didn't ask about "the plans")'''''

'''private mike:'''

<MichaelXX2> what's up? 
<HSB150> raiku found a loophole 
<MichaelXX2> how? 
<HSB150> he got ##ze_castle 
<MichaelXX2> O.O 
<HSB150> :O

'''##ze castle'''

*** MichaelXX2 has joined ##ze_castle 
<MichaelXX2> YOU DRIVE ME FUCKIN MAD 
*** MichaelXX2 has left ##ze_castle

'''private michaelXX2…'''


<HSB150> that's just nuts how far this'll go now 
<HSB150> now we have ## to worry about 
<HSB150> and all sorts of other symbols 
<HSB150> like #&ze_castle 
<HSB150> this'll go on forever
<MichaelXX2> I HATE RAIKU 
<MichaelXX2> I HATE HIM 
<MichaelXX2> AND I ALWAYS WILL 
<HSB150> what'd he do now? 
<HSB150> ze castle 2? 
<MichaelXX2> NO 
<HSB150> then... 
<HSB150> what? 
<MichaelXX2> HE'S DRIVING ME MAD BY MAKING ALL THESE CHANNELS 
<HSB150> ohhh 
<HSB150> yeah 
<MichaelXX2> THE CASTLE WAS FINE BY ITSELF 
<HSB150> this is war 
<MichaelXX2> THIS IS DAMN HUMILIATION 
<HSB150> you kew when you built the caste, there'd be rival kingdoms coming in
<HSB150> all trying to take your glory 
<MichaelXX2> no, i thought raiku wouldn't go crazy like this and just be happy with what he had 
<MichaelXX2> he might not have gotten banned that way


''' Truce '''

<Raiku> He mad?
<Raiku> JOIN ZE CHANNELS
* Notify: Almsforthepudgy is online (FreeNode).
<Raiku> Ask him to join ##le_castle and ##ze_castle later, so I can fire walruses.
<Raiku> You are a good double agent, HSB. HSB?
* Ping reply from HSB150: 1.05 second(s)
<Raiku> I am going to change ze topics
* Ping reply from HSB150: 1.45 second(s)
<Raiku> MICHAEL. OUR TERRITORIES ARE INVINCIBLE!!!
* Notify: SSX is offline (FreeNode).
* MichaelXX2 ([email protected]) has joined #The_Castle
<MichaelXX2> You make me sick, Raiku
<Raiku> Wanna know the other locations?
<Raiku> ##ze_castle
<Raiku> ##le_castle
<Raiku> BOTH MINE.
<MichaelXX2> you wanna know what?
<Raiku> WhaT?
<MichaelXX2> it's never gonna be as successful as this one
<Raiku> this is WAR
<Raiku> Well actully, this is SPARTA
<Raiku> LOL
<MichaelXX2> no, you're just tearing up IRC by forming unneeded channels
<MichaelXX2> what's wrong with the original?
<Raiku> What's wrong is that you are psycho and parinoid. Chill sometimes
<Raiku> Jeez.
<Raiku> How about this. Let's make a deal
<MichaelXX2> What deal?
<MichaelXX2> Make a deal now
<Raiku> I will kill my channels, if you loosen up and let people joke like saying IM A'FIRIN ZE WALRUSES and stuff
* Notify: Almsforthepudgy is offline (FreeNode).
<MichaelXX2> fine
<MichaelXX2> but i still hate you
<Raiku> Ok.
<MichaelXX2> why do you hardly edit the wiki?
<MichaelXX2> I make way better edits than you
<Raiku> done. Castles destoryed. Truce?
<MichaelXX2> They're not dropped
<MichaelXX2> you gotta frop them
<MichaelXX2> *drop
<Raiku> I banned my self. I can't use them now.
<MichaelXX2> whatever
<MichaelXX2> you can unban yourself, by the way
<Raiku> truce?
<MichaelXX2> whatever
* ChanServ has changed the topic to: Welcome the crap to The Castle. Our walls will never, ever crumble, Ronderman, not even at war with invading castles.
<MichaelXX2> EVERYONE TALK
<MichaelXX2> WHY CAN'T ANYONE TALK
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to MichaelXX2
<MichaelXX2> TALK
<MichaelXX2> TALK
<MichaelXX2> TALK NOW
* ChanServ removes channel operator status from MichaelXX2
<Raiku> Sorry. But that is the problem. You threaten people when they are busy.
<MichaelXX2> whatever
<MichaelXX2> what are you busy with, your stupid little wiki?
<Raiku> No, hrwiki llooking around
<MichaelXX2> i'm actually editing it
<HSB150> hi mike
<MichaelXX2> hello
<HSB150> sorry
<HSB150> been away
<MichaelXX2> Raiku, say something
<Raiku> Yeah?
<MichaelXX2> I'M A-FIRIN' ZE COWS
<MichaelXX2> joking
<Raiku> NOOOO
<MichaelXX2> dude
<HSB150> joking
<HSB150> he said joking
'''happy ending...'''


'''not quite...'''

<MichaelXX2> Raiku, give me one reason not to ban you 
<Raiku> Um, i killed my channels? 
<MichaelXX2> YOU'RE ANNOYING 
<MichaelXX2> YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN ME 
<Raiku> 1 year 
<MichaelXX2> YOU'RE 10?! 
<MichaelXX2> ANSWER ME 
<Raiku> 11 
<MichaelXX2> ... 
<MichaelXX2> I'm 11 
<Raiku> I thought you were 12 
<MichaelXX2> YOU DIDN'T READ MY USER PAGE THEN 
<Raiku> What monthe were you born? 
<MichaelXX2> AUGUST 
<Raiku> I am older. July 
<MichaelXX2> MMFFFFFFFFF 
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on MichaelXX2 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on Raiku 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on Raiku!*@* 
*** Raiku has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
*** ChanServ sets mode -o on MichaelXX2 
<MichaelXX2> He makes me sick 

'''''BAN'D'''''