I'M PISSED OFF OVER THE INTERNET

OBJECT OF MY PISSED-OFF-NESS: BLAH BLAH BLAH I AM STUPID

{Object of My Pissed-Off-Ness gets on the computer or something like that}

OBJECT OF MY PISSED-OFF-NESS: EDAGS WHAT IS THIS ON THE "DIRTY THIRDIE" "GLORIOUS SECOND" "DIRTY THIRDIE" "GEN"

{Object of My Pissed-Off-Ness gets a phone and dials it. His friend, Other Guy I'm Pissed At, walks in.}

OTHER GUY I'M PISSED AT: I AM LAME

OBJECT OF MY PISSED-OFF-NESS: I AM INHERENTLY AWESOME

CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE STOP BAWWWING FOR A SEC THX