Goomba Emails/1

Overview

Goomba Email #1: pipe land

Goomba and Friend Piranha Plant live in Pipe Land.

Transcript

GOOMBA: I should check my mail.

PIRANHA PLANT: You should check your mail.

Dear Goomba and Piranha Plant
Where do you live is it Grass Land ;)
- Buzzy B.

GOOMBA: I am afraid I do not live in Grass Land sir Buzzy I live in Pipe Land.

PIRANHA PLANT: That he does.

GOOMBA: Pipe Land is very scenic I live by the seas in Pipe Land.

PIRANHA PLANT: It is much fun we go swimming but I cannot.

GOOMBA: It is okay we will find a way to get you out of that pipe friend.

PIRANHA PLANT: I am afraid it is impossible for all my roots are in there To strip me of my roots would be murder.

GOOMBA: What a tragedy tale!

{The two chortle.}

GOOMBA: It is okay though I am not particular for swimming I have no arms to speak of.

PIRANHA PLANT: We are birds of one feather are we not?

{The two chortle.}

GOOMBA: What a laugh and half a laugh.

{Mario walks over.}

MARIO: Hello Goomba! Pirahna Plant!

GOOMBA: To gasp! It is our arch enemies, Mario and Luigi!

MARIO: Luigi could not make it today I am sorry.

PIRANHA PLANT: It is okay we don't really like him anyhow is that not right Goomba?

GOOMBA: I would agree!

{The three chortle.}

MARIO: Ah, ah, ah! It is two laughs.

GOOMBA: I am sorry Mario we do not want you here we are checking our text mails.

MARIO: No no no I insist!! I must be here to watch you because I am your adoptive father.

PIRANHA PLANT: To gasp! Is this a fact, Goomba mine?

GOOMBA: It is, Friend Piranha Plant. I am afraid it is so.

MARIO: I do not want you calling yourself Goomba Goomba you are Giuseppe.

GOOMBA: But you are not my real father?

MARIO: Is a true! Because I have killed your real father!

GOOMBA: You are a murder man!

MARIO: I know. Was I filled with remores to adopt a children?

PIRANHA PLANT: Should I step out Gomba?

GOOMBA: But you can't Piranha Plant you have no legs!

{The three chortle.}

GOOMBA: But that is a point! I must kill you Mario for killing my father!

MARIO: Very well Goomba I have mistrusted you and played you for sap.

GOOMBA: I will destroy you Mario and all you are holding for dear!

{Goomba shuffles to the left and knocks Mario off the screen.}

GOOMBA: Piranha Plant I have killed him!!

PIRANHA PLANT: Good show Goomba good show!

{Mario walks up to Goomba.}

MARIO: I have more lives you know I got some earlier at the bazaar!

GOOMBA: No of Ohio State!

{Mario is jumping on Goomba.}

PIRANHA PLANT: GOOMBA...!

MARIO: I am afraid I had to kill him it was in self defense. Please forgive me Piranha Plant.

PIRANHA PLANT: I cannot for you have sinner.

{Piranha Plant throwing a flame at Mario.}

MARIO: O I am slain!!!

{Mario burns to the ground.}

PIRANHA PLANT: What have I done I am no more than a killer! I must turn myself in!

{Paused.}

PIRANHA PLANT: But no! I cannot move! It is a dilemma that I cannot solve so I must kill myself.

{Piranha Plant eats a fired ball and burns.}

PIRANHA PLANT: I die by my own wepon!!!

END