Every user emails/b

Casey attempts to help someone fix their 'B' key.

CHARACTERS: Casey, Bubs, Marissa

LOCATIONS: The computer room, the garage

Transcript

{Casey is holding her laptop. She begins typing in 'hartmail.exe'}

CASEY: {sing-songy} Bee-pa-dobba dooble ba deep ba dobble da de {normally} email.

{casey presses enter}

Dear Email checker guy,
My key is roken, ut it's my favorite key, How will I write all the est emails without the letter  ? How can I fix my Key?

Whateverly,

William Q. igson

CASEY: {not typing} Oh my. {typing} Dead gender confused person, please learn the gender of the email checker before sending the email. Anyways, I haven't fixed a keyboard before, but why not? First time for everything!

{cuts to the garage. a tool box and a box labled 'aught for crap' sits on the work counter. Bubs and Casey are standing there.}

BUBS: Why do you need a 'B' key?

CASEY: Because someone I don't know, who doesn't know my gender, wants me to fix his 'B' key for no particular reason.

BUBS: Seems legit! So, do you have any idea how to fix a keyboard?

CASEY: Not really, but I have a basic idea.

{the screen zooms in on the work bench.}

CASEY: First, grab a large block of foam.

{a block of foam appears on the counter}

CASEY: Now, take a dagger, and cut it into the shape a keyboard key is in.

{A knife appears, and does just that.}

CASEY: Now, write the letter 'B' on top of it with a black marker.

{A B appears on top of the foam. the screen zooms out, showing Casey holding the "key".}

CASEY: That should be enough to fool your computer!

MARISSA: {walks on screen} That's not how computers work!

CASEY: Oh, great, it's you.

MARISSA: You should probably use a toothpick, or just get a new computer.

{cuts back to the computer room}

CASEY: And that, Quigson, is why Marissa has a black eye.

{Casey types email me!}