(even if you aren't vegan)
Dungeon
What is your name?
>Badstar
That name is dumb. Your name is now WINSTON.
>Is that really ne-
YOU ARE IN DUNGEON. CAN YOU ESCAPE?
>
WELL YEAH.
Looking around you, you see hewn stone walls. The floor is covered in rotten PLANKS. The window outside is barred. A single door leads out... perhaps?
What do you do?
>Wonder why my new name is winston
You contemplate your name for several hours and nod off shortly afterwards. You wake up the next day, still in the dungeon.
Dang.
>Look out window
You see the sky. Going really fast.
Well! It seems your dungeon is falling through the air. What now, smart guy?
>Curl up into a ball, and hope for the best
In doing so you accomplish nothing.
>Open the freakin door!
It's locked. :D
>Break it down.
You try as hard as you can, yet it appears the door has been deadbolted from the outside.
>Take planks.