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Bellstrom Violates Skullbuggy
SEPHIROTH: Greetings, people. My name is Sephiroth, and I am a fairly well-known user to this wiki. As you all know, I'm not that much of a writer type.. I'm more of the type of person that hangs around and does bugger all with my time here. But I decided to try my hand at writing. Unfortunately however, I am currently suffering from a tiny bout of writers block, so I had to make do with the only idea I had in my head at the time. So, without further ado.. Here is Bell violating Skullbuggy. Enjoy!
{Open: The outside of Bell's house. Skullbuggy drives himself to the front lawn of the house. He stands up and knocks on the door three times. A minute or so later, the door opens, and Bell is standing there in a dressing gown.}
SKULLBUGGY: Now Bell.. I just want to clear things up with you for a second. I'm not here because I like you, because I really don't... But would you be so kind that you'll lend me a little bit of your sugar? You see, I was going to make myself tea, but I realized that I needed to sweeten it a bit. I looked in my pantry, and I found that Jerry stole the last bit of sugar for his cake. So.. yeah. Please?
BELL: You want sugar, do you? Of course, my friend! Come on in! I have enough sugar to go around!
SKULLBUGGY: I don't really need to follow you.. I only need a bit of sug-...
{Bell sticks his head out at Skullbuggy and gives him a stony glare}
BELL: COME IN.
SKULLBUGGY: Okay, fine.. {He walks into the house and shuts the door. He looks at his surroundings, and to his utmost surprise, it's near-immaculate in its state.} Wow, Bell.. I have to admit, your house looks very nice inside..
BELL: Aww, thank you, Skully! I do appreiciate comments like that. They really make me feel nice on the inside. Before I get the sugar for me, can you do me a favour?
SKULLBUGGY: Sure.. what do you want me to do?
BELL: {Reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a cloth.} Can you smell this cloth for me?
SKULLBUGGY: Umm.. Okay.. I don't see why though.
{Skullbuggy takes the cloth and he puts it to his.. smell.. detector.. thingy OH HELL JUST GO WITH IT. Suddenly, he falls down to the ground.}
BELL: Oh my god. He fell for it. HE FELL FOR THE CHLOROFORM TRICK. That tool.
{Bell hoists Skullbuggy up onto his shoulders and then looks at the camera. He winks twice, before dragging him upstairs, to his bedroom.}
{ONE HOUR LATER.}
{Cut to Bell's bedroom. Skullbuggy is now lying on the bed, dressed head-to-wheel in a french maid outfit. Bell is sitting by his side, dressed in a Batman outfit. He starts stroking his back while giggling to himself.}
BELL: Just a minute sir.. We're going to have some fun tonight.. {He gets up off of the bed, and he walks over to his wardrobe to look for something. As this is happening, Skullbuggy finally comes back to consciousness. He looks at himself for a second, before silently gagging to himself. Without hesitation, he picks up the nearest object to him, which happens to be a Lava-lamp, and he chucks it at Bell's head, knocking him out. He then stands up, and looks at the camera.}
SKULLBUGGY: WHAT. THE. HELL?! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL WAS THAT?! {Looks back at Bell.} BATMAN?! ..BATMAN?!!!!! THAT SICK BASTARD. {Looks at the camera.} AND YOU GUYS TOO! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU EXPECTING, CLICKING ON THIS?! DID YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT TO SEE ME.. AND HIM?! UGH! YOU ARE SERIOUSLY ONE F***ED UP INDIVIDUAL! SERIOUSLY! SERIOUSLY.. Seriously. Hmph. ...Well, fine. If that's what you want.. {Looks at Bell again} You can go now. Because I'm going to violate him now. After all, it's what you bastards want, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!!!
{End}
SEPHIROTH: I hope you enjoyed this little short of mine, you sick bastard. ..Of course, I /am/ the man who wrote this thing in the first place.. Surely that would be me the sick bastard, wouldn't it? ...Nah, of course not. It's definitely you guys. Oh well. Tally ho, chaps! Ha! {Leaves.}
