Badstar can riff too/GDDTV/Holiday Toons/Episode 1

About

Dan and his friends reappear to kick off the New Year together!

Cast: Dan, Pete, Homestar Runner, Strong Intelligent, Strong Bad, Alfonzo

Places: Dan's Apartment

Date: January 1st, 2009

Transcript

{Dan, Pete, Homestar, Strong Intelligent, and Strong Bad are sitting on the couch in Dan's Apartment watching TV. The TV screen can't be seen yet.}

ALL: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! FISHCAKES!!!! {All pause and look at each other, confused}

STRONG BAD: Did we just...read each others minds?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I used my telepathetic powers!

HOMESTAR: I used my palm tree reading ability!

PETE: I gotta use the bathroom. {Swings himself over the couch and walks to the bathroom}

DAN: {Pulls out his Wii Remote} SWEET! Check out those fireworks!

{Camera switches to show the TV screen. Dan is playing Animal Crossing: City Folk.}

ALL: Ooohhh... Ahhhhh....

{Alfonzo walks in the front door of the apartment with a huge box}

DAN: {Turning around} Dude! You missed it, bro! You shoulda seen the fireworks! They were all pretty and stuff.

ALFONZO: {Struggling with the box and speaking sarcastically} No, that's ok. I don't need {falling over) HEEEEEELLLPPP! {THUD!}

DAN: Oh. Ok! {Turns back toward the TV and continues playing}

{Alfonzo gets up and opens the box}

HOMESTAR: What's in the box, Alfonzo mah good maaaaaan?

ALFONZO: New Years gifts for everybody!

STRONG BAD: Sweet! What did you get me. And rest assured; no matter what it is, I will most likely hate it.

ALFONZO: I got you a new Gameboy Color.

STRONG BAD: {Jumps up off the couch and runs to Alfonzo} DUDE!! You remembered how much I love classic game device things!! {Swipes it from Alfonzo} I LOVE IT!!!

ALFONZO: And for Strong Intelligent, I got you Rock Band 2.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: YAY THINGS!!!! {Pulls a shiny new car out of Alfonzo's box} I LOVE IT!!

{Everyone looks in disbelief at Strong Intelligent, who is rubbing his new car lovingly}

ALFONZO: How....did-

PETE: {Walking back in} Those taquitos go right through ya... {Stops when he sees the car} What in the holy name of Aiesha is THAT?!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I shall call you Stephanie, my sweet...

ALFONZO: Anyway... Um... Homestar! I got you... {Pulls out a fedora} A new hat!

HOMESTAR: {Angrily} This gift sucks! I wanted Diana DeGarmo!

{Alfonzo takes out a propeller and attaches it to the fedora}

HOMESTAR: WOW!!! This is WAY better than Anne Hathaway! {Puts on the fedora and spins the propeller smiling}

ALFONZO: Pete, I got you... {Pulls out Call of Duty 4 pants} These awesome pants!

PETE: WOAH! I love em! {Takes them from Alfonzo}

DAN: What about me? Now your gonna tell me you got me Wii pants...

ALFONZO: Actually... {Takes out Wii pants}

DAN: SWEET!! {Yoinks them from Alfonzo and wears them on his head} Greatest New Years gift ever!

ALFONZO: Well, I'm glad you all like your gifts! Hey Dan, can I play?

DAN: Sure, Professor Awesomegift!

ALFONZO: Sweet!

{Alfonzo sits down with the Wii Remote and strats playing, Dan sits back and watches, Pete puts his pants on, and Strong Intelligent gets inside his car}

STRONG BAD: Wait, Intelligent man guy. What are you doing?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I'ma play with my present! {He presses a button and his car teleports}

DAN: Woah. That was weird...

{The car reappears and Strong Intelligent falls out of the car wearing a spacesuit}

STRONG BAD: Where were you.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Looking terrified} The future is HORRIBLE.

HOMESTAR: {Eating his fedora} Why?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: The`zombies...they ate all the pie...

DAN: OH MY GOD!! Wait, what?

{"The End!" appears}

DAN: Wait! This is such a random note to end on!

ALL: HAPPY 2009!!

Easter Eggs

• Click the "!"

{Cut to outside the apartment building. Strong Intelligent and Homestar are sitting in the car}

HOMESTAR: But Doc! We don't have enough road!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Roads? Where we're going, Homestar, we don't need roads...

{Strong Intelligent presses a button, they brace themselves, and then the windshield wipers start}

{Cut back to the end of the toon}

Fun Facts

• Zombies in the future might be, MIGHT BE, a storyline idea for the future...
• Strong Intelligent is copyright to himself.
• Homestar Runner and Strong Bad are copyright to The Brothers Chaps.
• I like fishcakes.
• In real life, I got Wii pajama pants for Christmas, and my friend Pete got Call of Duty 4 pajama pants haha.
• The dialogue in the Easter Egg is a loose reference to the dialogue at the end of Back to the Future.