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About

Alfonzo wants to get a job, yo.

Cast: Dan, Alfonzo, Pete, Ert Plus, Paco the Taco, Employment Agent, Homsar (Easter Egg)

Places: Dan's Apartment, Anonymous Job Office, Waffle Town, Amazingness Apartments (Easter Egg)

Date: January 31st, 2009

Transcript

{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Dan is lounging around on the couch. Alfonzo walks in in dressy clothes}

DAN: Are you trying to fake having a girlfriend again? Give it a rest man.

ALFONZO: {Fixing his tie} Shut up, you lazy pile of-

{Pete bursts through the door}

PETE: I have pizza!

DAN: {Jumps over the couch and grabs a box of pizza from Pete} You're my hero, man.

ALFONZO: {Pushing past them} Listen, you morons. I have a job interview, so I need to bolt. Now.

DAN: Why would you need a job? We're pretty well off.

ALFONZO: Tell that to our bill. {Pulls a piece of paper out his pocket and starts reading it} Let's see... Cable... Water... Electricity... And does one of you want to tell me why we have a bill for... "Nuclear Reactor Power"?

{Dan and Pete look at each other and smile. Cut to a flashback of Dan's Apartment. Dan, Pete, and Ert have hooked up a generator or something to a shoebox. Paco is inside the shoebox}

ERT: Okay. The Transmoglification Machine is all hooked up. Just flick the switch and you're good to go!

DAN: Sweet deals! You ready Paco?

PACO: Sure, why not?

{Dan switches the machine on. The machine starts to make a whirring noise}

PETE: This is gonna be suh-WEET!

{The box explodes in a flash of green light and smoke. When the smoke clears, Ert, Dan and Pete nervously look down at the box}

DAN: ...Paco...? You ok?

{Paco flies out of the box with a pair of wings and a large nose}

PETE: ...What-

{Cut back to the present}

ALFONZO: {Continuing the sentence} -the hell were you thinking?

DAN: See the thing is...

ALFONZO: I can only assume that you were going to finish that sentence with "We weren't thinking." Am I right?

DAN: Maybe...

ALFONZO: Well regardless I'm still going to that job interview. Excuse me. {Pushes past Dan and Pete and walks out the door}

PETE: Wow. You think he'll get the job?

DAN: {Laughs} Hell to the no!

PETE: Wanna go turn a hamster into a Philly cheese steak?

DAN: Hell to the yes!

{Cut to a Job Application Office. Alfonzo is sitting in a chair in front of the employment agent's desk}

AGENT: So... Alfonzo, was it?

ALFONZO: Yes, sir.

AGENT: Great. Well...tell me about yourself.

ALFONZO: Well I'm currently staying in a residence at Amazingness Apartments. I have some experience in cooking, and I am a pretty responsible guy. I'm normally the one who gets things done around the apartment.

AGENT: Are there other residents living with you?

ALFONZO: My brother, his best friend, and...a taco.

AGENT: A what? Did you say a taco?

ALFONZO: Er...yes.

AGENT: That's...interesting?

ALFONZO: Let's just go with interesting.

AGENT: Good. Well... do you have any past employment experience? Other jobs?

ALFONZO: No. We just recently ran into a bit of money trouble. Up until that point we were doing well with what we came with.

AGENT: So you recently moved to Amazingness Apartments?

ALFONZO: Within the last year.

AGENT: Ah. I see. Well I think I have a few ideas as to where you could find work.

ALFONZO: {Leaning forward in chair} Really? That's great!

AGENT: {Writing out an application form} Okay. Here's your application form. I feel that this is the perfect place for you to work. I want you to take this to the manager and apply for work there. I feel that you'll be perfectly happy at-

{Cut to Waffle Town. Alfonzo is standing behind the counter with an angry look on his face. Dan and Pete are leaning on the counter}

DAN: {Laughing} Waffle Town?!

ALFONZO: Shut up.

PETE: You got sent here?

ALFONZO: Shut up.

DAN: THIS is how you're going to support us?

ALFONZO: Shut up.

PETE: This is too funny.

ALFONZO: I. Hate. Both. Of. You.

DAN: Oh calm down, Alfonzo. We're just messing with you.

PETE: Yeah. We really do enjoy that you work here.

ALFONZO: Really?

DAN: Yeah. It means free waffles for us!

{Alfonzo hits his head on the counter and Dan and Pete high five, hop over the counter, and start grabbing waffles}

{"The End" appears on the scene}

Easter Eggs

{Click on Alfonzo}

{Cut to outside Amazingness Apartments. Paco flies by shortly followed by Homsar, who is flying after him with wings on his hat}

{Cut back to ending screen}

Fun Facts

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