Agents Are Go!/levels/3

Mission Specs

Mission Two: The Crave

Tahu just got a crave! He needs to get to the pizza joint, and he has neither a car nor thumbs!

AGENTS: Skullbuggy, Zippy and Kooky

SONG: They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard by Erin Beekveld

Transcript

{Please note that the following is presented in comic book form.}

{Open: Tahu's Couch. Tahu is asleep.}

TAHU: {wakes up} I need some pizza! {walks outside} I don't have a car! {Mama Luigi sound clip} HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

{Cut: a shady office with the commander}

TAHU: That's my story!

COMMANDER: Okay. Agents are go!

{The Agents appear in front of Tahu. They flash their badge.}

TAHU: Okay! Thank you! I kiss your fee-

SKULLBUGGY: Eew.

{They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard by Erin Beekveld plays while Tahu runs through an urban cityscape}

SINGERS: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

-Gard -Gard -Gard -Gard

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

-Gard -Gard -Ga-gard -Gard

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

What did you say?

The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits

To Isengard! To Isengard!

The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits

To Isengard! To Isengard!

The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits

To Isengard! To Isengard!

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

-Gard -Gagaga-Gard

{At this point, Tahu runs across a street and causes a massive accident}

TAHU: Sorry!

SINGERS: Tell me, where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.

Tell me, where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.

A balrog of Morgoth... What did you say?

A balrog of Morgoth... What did you say?

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! Stupid fat hobbit!

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! Stupid fat hobbit!

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! Stupid fat hobbit!

Leave now, and never come back!

{"Back" echoes 17 times and Tahu walks into Pizza the Hutt}

TAHU: Thank you so much!

SKULLBUGGY: No prob, Bob.

YOU WIN!