Now It's Just Sad:A Random Compilation of Crap/2

Summary

M-U-S-I-C-A-L! MUSICAL! {Clap clap} MUSICAL! {Clap Clap}

Transcript

{The scene opens up on a Theatre stage. A boy dressed like Peter Pan is about to sing, but the Monty Python Foot crashes everything.}

CHAOS: No. MUSICAL BEGIN!

{Cut to Strong Bad in a turkey costume.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Dun dun dadun dun DUN! Oh, I'm some stupid turkey, as stupid as they come! Cut off my head,

{An axe, swung from above, cuts the "turkey" head from Strong Bad's costume.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} stuff me with bread,

{With a "pop!", a loaf of bread appears in the "turkey" head's beak.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} go and suck your thumb!

{Cut to where a cardboard cut-out of a woman and Strong Bad are.}

STRONG BAD: Yes, I'm sorry, Miranda, but I have to be cut up for Thanksgiving. {silence} You like turkey?! {silence} TO EAT?! Well, I'm heading off!

{An axe, swung from above, cuts the "turkey" head from Strong Bad's costume.}

{Chaos rises from a platform, with a portholehole gun.}

CHAOS: Double Entedre! The Cake is the truth! {Opens a portal where a cake falls from.}

CHAOS: I've come to chop {Evilly} YOUR HEAD!

{The scene changes to Star Fox 64. Chaos is ing the Arwing.}

FALCO: Fox! I got the-Who the FRIDGE are you!?!

CHAOS: A guy.

{The Arwing crashes into a giant Zeeky H. Bomb. He explodes, and the entire Fifth Avacado flash plays.}

CHAOS: KRYPTONITE!

{The Song "kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down plays, but everything stays the same.}

CHAOS: Merrh.

{The entire scene swirls into itself. Then, Chaos is on a hill, with a sword. The lens flare is on it.}

CHAOS: Make it work. Make it work. Make it work.

{Everything changes to Project Runway, like it did last episode.}

TIM GUN: Make. It. Work.

{Falco falls on the screen.}

FALCO: Where's Fox?

{He shoots everything. When he shoots the camera man, the screen gets fuzzy.}

CHAOS: Adverf isredif gigguf.

{Everything changes to a Nissan commercial.}

CHAOS: A-B-C-D-E. F. G!!!!!!!!!!

{Letters fall in the scene. One crushes the Nissan car.}

CHAOS: I still had a weeks payment on that!

{A stick guy walks in.}

STICK GUY: Blah!

{The stick guy's head pops off.}

CHAOS: {Sings "I'm No Superman", the opening song to Scrubs.}

{Sephiroth comes in, with his head replaced with Rosie O'Donnell.}

SEPHIROTH: I'm sad. I have a fat chick as my head.

CHAOS: Oh, crap. It's Falco again. Run!

{Falco runs through, blasting everything he sees. Chaos runs ahead.}

FALCO: IT'S OVER!

{Falco shoots the screen, and the current pircture falls to show a white picture with "The End!" on it.}

THE END!