Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Raiku Email/Weight Loss

RAIKU: Nananananana Email-Man!!!

SKULLB: There is nothing that can save us.

{Opens email}

Dear Rie Koo,
You look fat.

BLUEBRY: Why, however so blunt.

You need to lose some weight, man!
From,
Malleo

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BLUEBRY: What is it with this show and awful music?
SKULLB: I think this is what Raiku's been eating. Even Rivers Cuomo.

RAIKU: I need to stop getting attachments.

CHWOKA: How can you stop receiving attachments?

And who are you calling fat? Well maybe my personal Trainer/Chef/Teacher/Roommate/Friend/Most Annoying Creature In The World could help.

BLUEBRY: That's allota hats.
SKULLB: My personal friend? What?

{Cut to Raiku and Raggon at the gym}

RAGGON: Man, what have you been eating?!?

SKULLB: What indeed?!?

RAIKU: You know I am skinnier than you!

RAGGON: I know! You just TOO skinny!

CHWOKA: You just CAH-RAZY!

RAIKU: Well what should I do?

{Raggon whispers into Raiku's ear}

SKULLB: Yeah apparently we're not good enough for details.

1 HOURS LATER

CHWOKA; Oh god...
SKULLB: 1 HOURS TOO MANY

{Raiku is back at the computer. He looks sick}

RAIKU: I am NEVER taking Laxitives again!

BLUEBRY: Try laxatives.

{Paper comes down}

{A few seconds later}

RAIKU: {Grumbling} Raggon's such in idiot... Stupid Raggon.

SKULLB: I'm getting in aneurysm.

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