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Wikitours/Tour Hub/Bell/1
You are in Bell and Sarah's house. It is rather untidy, since nobody is ever here. All doors are locked tight for some reason. There are shards of gold lying around the room. There are pieces of paper colored completely black tacked onto the walls. There are also several copies of the book House of Leaves scattered around the room. Some open, some torn to bits, some covered in blood, and only one closed and completely not ruined in any way. Right next to that is a bin labeled "For tourists". It is full of HoL copies. There are also several scattered things with the numbers 2645 written on it in some way. One noticeable 2645 is written on a wall, apparently scrawled in blood, and surrounded by some rather large pitch-black drawings.
(Try to guess what 2645 has to do with Bell and/or my other characters! Place guesses on the talk page)
Souvenirs
- Golden shard
- Torn and bloody House of Leaves page
- Copy of House of Leaves
Chat
LEMON: I... Love House of Leaves.
IM A BELL:{drops down from the ceiling} So you've read it before?
{Raiku drops down too}
RAIKU: Can we have a free copy?
LEMON: I haven't read it, but I'm planning on.
IM A BELL: Hmm... I DO have a few I don't need... Okay.
{Raiku takes the suvinors}
{Lemon says Raiku can't spell souvenirs and takes them}
{marissa walks in.}
MARISSA: Hey!
IM A BELL: Hello.
MARISSA: So, have you killed you wife yet?
MALOA: {looks in through the window} I bet her two hundred dollars you did!
{running is heard. Bell steps out of the way and Sarah runs in with a machine gun. She starts firing it at Marissa and Maloa}
DEMYX: {Walks in} Hey gu- {Accidentally shot} AAAAHHH!!!
MARISSA: {holds up a book, which teh bullets deflect off of} This book has a really hard cover.
MALOA: {the bullets bouncing off the window} You can't shoot me right now.
{Sephiroth comes in and is shot in the head.}
SEPHIROTH: Ow. I'm gonna have a headache next morning. Anyway, hey Bell.
IM A BELL: Hey. {hands Seph a book} Here's a free copy of House of Leaves.
SEPHIROTH: Thanks. I sure love House of Leaves. Why is part of House of Leaves blue? It's quite weird for only the House to be blue, but nothing else. Thanks anyway.
{Badstar bursts through the wall and lands on his back. He quickly gets up. Homestrong jumps through the hole and attacks Badstar. They then start fighting}
MARISSA: Bye! {leaves}
IM A BELL:{grabs Homestrong, flings him through the hole Badstar made, repairs the hole} Hey, Badstar.
BADSTAR: Hey.
IM A BELL:{gives Badstar a book} Here's your free copy of HoL.
BADSTAR: Ooooh! ...So I'm guessing this is about... a house made out of leaves?
IM A BELL: Nope. it's about this guy that finds a book by a blind guy that dies. The book's about this house with a labyrinth/hallway that is apparently bigger than the earth itself.
BADSTAR: So basically... its a book... about a book?
IM A BELL: Technically, it's a book about a book about a movie about a house. ...Did I forget to mention that the blind dead guy's book is actually about a fake movie about the house?
BADSTAR: ...Yeah. This sounds like a slightly confusing book...
{dot runs in}
DOT: Has anyone seen a dorky girl with pink hair, a jock with a sword, and an idiotic floating kid?
IM A BELL: They just left. Oh, and, it's VERY confusing, Badstar.
DOT: {angrily} MARISSA! {runs out}
MALOA: I've been here the whole time.
