Dot's Mailbox/12

About

Albino annoys dot, as usual. Yvonne needs a new eardrum.
CAST: Dot, Yvonne, Albino, Zorax (easter egg)
SEETTING: Dot's front yard, Dot's kitchen.

Transcript

{Cuts to the mail box. dot is wlking in, reading a flyer}

DT: {to herself} Maybe Maloa should enter that. {puts down the flyer, takes out a letter}

Dear Dot,

12

DOT: Looks like someone forgot to write this letter. Or, it is partially written in lemon juice! Time to bake this!

{cutts to the kitchen. yvonne is there, unpackaging a new knife. she has bandages covering her left ear. dot walks in}

DOT: I see your working on a Pablo Picasso costume.

YVONNE: This isn't a costume.

DOT: Then what happened?

YVONNE: Albino made me half deaf.

DOT: Anyways, mind if I bake this? {holds up the note}

YVONNE: Whatever.

DOT: {opens the oven. he puts in the note} Now all we have to do is wait long enough so- {a black puff o smoke comes out of the oven.

YVONNE: The note burns?

DOT: Oops. {opens the oven. she takes out a blackened note. while the dear dot and 12 ar burt, "is a magic number. what will you do to support 12" is visible} Supporting 12?

YVONNE: For example, my eardrum is in 12 parts!

DOT: I now what twelve is! I just dont know what I'll do to support it! This message is even more nonsensical!

ALBINO: {walks in with a picket sign. there is a picture of twelve crossed out beans on it} Hello!

DOT: Why are you protesting beans?

ALBINO: I'm protesting twelve. Didn't you read that note?

DOT: Oh. I think the not evaporated.

ALBINO: What do you mean?

DOT: I baked the note.

ALBINO: Was the message written in lemon juice?

DOT: Yeah, why?

ALBINO: Yeah, you cooked it too long.

DOT: You told me how long to cook it!

ALBINO: I lied.

DOT: Why? You know I don't give up finding something out!

ALBINO: Because watching you panic is fun!

DOT: PANIC TIME! {kicks albino offscreen}

YVONNE: Sometimes, I really want to do that.

DOT: Well, why not get a new leg?

YVONNE: I had just enough when albino made me need new eardrums.

DOT: Oh. That's sad.

ALBINO: SO WAS YOU ALMOST BREAKING MY SPINE THROUGH THAT WINDOW!

DOT: No it wasn't!

YVONNE: Hey, do you know that TDI's having a challange soon?

DOT: Oh. Gotta get back to the island! {runs offscreen}

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Easter Eggs

After 7 seconds, zorax walks onscreen. Albino is lodged in his hair.

ZORAX: I believe this is yours.

Fun Facts

• When baked, lemon juice will appear on paper.
• Ryan announced that a Total Drama Wiki Island challange would start up to three ddays after this email was made.