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{SkullB walks in.}

SKULLB: I wish something interesting would happen today.

{Badstar walks in with a condor on his head instead of his proppelor cap. The Condor is wearing the cap}

BADSTAR: Guess what, guys?

DOT: {to skull buggy} Ok! {picks up her cell phone, dials a number} Send all troops into the set of total drama wiki island immediatly!

BADSTAR: This is my new pet, Squawkers!

SKULLB: ... Hi, Squawkers. Does he eat people?

BADSTAR: Um... no.

DOT: Um... enemies are overhead!

BADSTAR: Oh no! Lets get out of here, Squawkers!

SQUAWKERS: SQUAWK!!! {Carry's Badstar away with his talons}

DOT: Ok! {closes phone} They'll be here in two days.

SKULLB: ... Damnit, Dot!

{Outhouse Cam: SkullB}

SKULLB: You know, normally I like dangerous women, but this is insane! It won't stop me from hitting on her, but still!

DOT: {outside the outhouse} I heard that!

{cuts back}

DOT: Now to pass the time. {draws a werid looking sonic}

SKULLB: Is that Crash Bandicoot or something?

DOT: No, look! {holds up a magnifying glass. its mad3e out of symbols. when dot puts it on the ground, a purple light shines on it. the picture begins floating} What the crap?

{A strange purple aura surrounds a nearby pillow, which starts beating SkullB over the head by itself.}

SKULLB: Ow- ow- ow- ow- what's- going- on?

{dot pulls skull buggy out of the aurora, and then leaves the cabin. The aura starts floating around the cabin.}

SKULLB: ... You don't seem very fun.

{The aura leaves the cabin.}

SKULLB: ... Yikes.

{later, dot enters the cabin}

DOT: I need a nap. {falls asleep on her bed}

{Im a bell and UT exit their respective rooms}

IM A BELL: Hey, y'all. Oh, and, Skully? I heard what you said about dangerous women. If you even go NEAR my wife, I'll snap your neck-analogue!

DOT: {gets up. she shakes her head} Good morning.

SKULLB: Hey, Bell. I'd rather not go near your wife--I'm afraid her hair will attack!

{SkullB laughs to the point of breathlessness.}

IM A BELL: One, how can you lose your breath? You have no lungs. And two, enough of that. She dyes and spikes her hair. There's no need to worry, even though that was sarcasm. Y'know, I HAVE been thinking of giving her the power to transform the hair spikes into tentacles...

{Hambrin comes in, all scraped up with twigs in his hair panting loudly}

HAMBRIN: Hello? Anyone? I found the producer's camp! And I got a chicken leg before they relesed the hounds on me! {eats chicken leg} They probably left for the challenge. {leaves}

That night

BADSTAR: {Walks in} Well, goodnight everybody. If you need me, I'll be writing depressing poetry about sorrow and death.

{Ryan slips a note and a medal under the window}

Badstar,

Even though I am part of the other team, we should really be great friends. I don't think your worthless at all.

Ryan B.

{Outhouse Cam: Ryan}

RYAN: The kid was upset, so I had to do something nice for him.

{cuts back}

ZOO977: I'll be on the other side of the island, getting colorful sand! {leaves}

BADSTAR: Whats this? {Grabs letter and medal} I-I'm not worthless! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {Turns back to normal} ...I'll keep this black hat though. Kinda cool. {Puts on the black hat and walks off}

BADSTAR: {Walks back in hours later.} Night, everybody! {Climbs to top bunk. Closes eyes}

{SkullB walks in.}

SKULLB: What a day.

{SkullB gets into his bed.}

BADSTAR: {Starts singing in his sleep} He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, telling all his nowhere plans to nobody!

SKULLB: {singing along} Doesn't have a point of view! Knows not where he's going to! Isn't he a bit like you and me?

BADSTAR: {Eyes open, fully awake. Keeps singing.} Nowhere Man, please listen! You don't know what you're missing! Nowhere Man, the world is at your command!

SKULLB: ... Woah. That was weird.

BADSTAR: What was?

SKULLB: ... Nothing! G'night.

BADSTAR: Okay! {Goes back to sleep} I look at all the lovely people! I look at all the lovely people! Eleanor Rigby, fixing the rice in the church where her wedding has been. Its in a dream!