Zippy Emails/emails/29

Overview

Zippy Email #29: crossover

Zippy Emails has a crossover with Sasukefan Emails!

Transcript

ZIPPY: Zippy ga taosenai! ... Boy, that was an oblique reference. {opens email}

subject: Crossover

Have you ever crossed over? To...THE OTHER SIDE!?

ZIPPY: ... {typing} Uh, I don't quite get it. Does this mean you're going to kill me, or what?

???: {offscreen} No way, man!

{Zippy turns around to see a guy dressed in an black jumpsuit with green hair and a headband.}

ZIPPY: WAAAGH! What the- how did you get into my house?

???: Don't worry, man! I'm not gonna hurt you!

ZIPPY: Hold- hold on. Black jumpsuit... ninja headband... Are you Samus?

SASUKEFAN: No way, man! I'm Sasukefan!

ZIPPY: ... Pardon?

SASUKEFAN: From Sasukefan Emails? I'm sure you've heard of it--it's only the most popular email show on the Naruto Fanstuff Wiki!

ZIPPY: ... Excuse me?

SASUKEFAN: Didn't you hear? We're having a crossover!

ZIPPY: ... What?

SASUKEFAN: Why don't you meet my friends?

ZIPPY: You have friends?

{Two characters walk into the room. The first is a fairly distant-looking boy in black garb. The other is wearing a tan getup with slicked-back black hair.}

ZIPPY: And these are?

SASUKEFAN: {motioning to first character} This is my best friend, Sasuke! He and I have awesome adventures when I check my email!

ZIPPY: ... You're not serious, are you?

SASUKE: Yeah, he and I are best friends! We both hate Naruto, so we have a lot in common!

ZIPPY: That's... that's not a lot-

SASUKEFAN: And this guy here is Neji, {motions to second character} my other friend! He's the straight man--he always keeps us in check!

ZIPPY: ... This- this is... horrible.

NEJI: Yeah, I kinda hate Sasukefan and Sasuke, but that's fine. I can stand them.

ZIPPY: ... Who approved this?

SASUKE: Come on, purple duck! Let's go to our place!

ZIPPY: You have a place?

{Cut: a massive mansion. Sasukefan, his friends, and Zippy walk in.}

ZIPPY: You're kidding me.

SASUKEFAN: Yeah, yeah. I'm only twelve, I know, but I was so smart I got my license early and I bought this house with my inheritence from my parents who died in a car crash!

ZIPPY: That's... that's horrible!

SASUKE: No, it's alright, man! His parents wanted him to have the mansion!

ZIPPY: I bet this isn't even your mansion, you little twit.

NEJI: This is so stupid. I wish I weren't here.

ZIPPY: Somebody gets me, at least!

SASUKEFAN: Come on, guys! Let's check an email!

ZIPPY: How about we don-

{Cut: Sasukefan's Royal Chambers. Sasukefan walks up to a massive computer.}

SASUKEFAN: Computer! Open email!

ZIPPY: This is horrifying. How do you afford this kind of stuff?

NEJI: Inheritance, remember?

ZIPPY: Oh. I should definitely lower my standards.

HELP. SASUKEFAN. HELP.

I can't escape this hell
So many times i've tried
But i'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal

I can't escape myself
So many times i've lied
But there's still rage inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal

Somebody help me through this nightmare
I can't control myself
Somebody wake me from this nightmare
I can't escape this hell

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal!

Goodbye.
-3DG

ZIPPY: Holy hell-

SASUKEFAN: How did he know I love 3 Days Grace? I can totally connect with those lyrics!

ZIPPY: That's it. I need to leave.

SASUKEFAN: Really? But we were just about to have an awesome adventure inside a video game-

ZIPPY: I really need to leave.

{Cut: Zippy's Bedroom. Zippy runs into his room and locks the door. He locks the window as well.}

ZIPPY: {typing} Okay... I think I'm safe. Hopefully those maniacs never bother me again. You see, viewers? This is why I never have crossovers. Ever. {speaking} Tune in next tine! I mean time. Tune in next time.

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